Fink bastard

A lying asshole

He’s a fink bastard for lying to her about him sleeping with her friend after saying he hadn’t.

by Blazenfireball September 17, 2021

stack bastard

Extremely Fat and annoying.

-fuck you fat motherfucka, stack bastard.

by jelly beeaan February 5, 2023

Mad bastard

A word used in northern Ireland to describe someone who is good craic or mental or not wise in the head

See at Kyle he's a mad bastard. How come? He punched a double sided window through

by Gigachad56 December 24, 2022

snaggletooth bastard

A short, chipped/missing tooth bastard who stumbles upon society whistling dixie.

May also go by: Chip, Chippy

Have you seen Eddie? That Snaggletooth bastard owes me money.

by Monkey Brainz October 30, 2017

lady bastard

An indiscreet female with a gritty attitude. She gives no fucks and is happy to tell you to fuck off. Fuck you, Jenny.

That lady bastard! She stole my lunch and sent me an instagram of it to me.

by awarmfastbear April 27, 2019

Horny Bastard

When you always find a way to get horny or always ruin the mood with a horny/dirty joke. Everything you see or hear even if its something nasty trust, you'll eventually make yourself horny asf just by hearing or seeing smth.

People talking in the inside of a room

Person: Eavesdropping

People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man

Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*

*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-

Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation

by Ƨhinobi February 20, 2023

left bastard

When someone is three times as much of a right bastard than thought possible.

Inspiration: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."

Person 1: Did you see him hit-and-run my car? What a right bastard he is.

Person 2: He did worse than that. He ran over a puppy and threw an empty beer can out his window. That bastard ain't a right bastard, he's a left bastard.

by Jack_Firerage June 30, 2023