A sexual act which involves one party hammering gravel into the other's booty cheeks(creating the, "everything," part of the bagel.) Following this, asshole will be filled with cream cheese, creating an everything bagel.
Next, the individual will have anal sex with the other, adding semen to the everything bagel. After this, the cream cheese and semen will be eaten along with the actual flesh of the ass.
Next, the individual will have anal sex with the other, adding semen to the everything bagel. After this, the cream cheese and semen will be eaten along with the actual flesh of the ass.
"Dude did you hear that Charlie gave Brennon a Czechoslovakian Everything Bagel last night?"
"I did, totally brutal dude."
"I did, totally brutal dude."
by drinking24ozofwaterrn June 21, 2024
Get the czechoslovakian everything bagelmug. Someone who is an expert at bagel making, specifically in the thinly sliced bagels. They also use garden vegetable toppings.
That girl make the most delicious bagel. I can believe shes such a skilled graphic designer AND bageler.
by bageler123 November 17, 2015
Get the bagelermug. A complete legend who always gets the 3 star in Clash of Clans, and knows how to get them ladies. He is also such a god at Fortnite and is the god and father of Yahya Abdi, the king of GAHYA!
by Tommy Gale May 28, 2019
Get the Chief Bagelmug. by Youareabasichoe July 6, 2015
Get the bagel in the ovenmug. by Bagelterms December 3, 2020
Get the Bagelismmug. A Person or Lackluster Accessory that Accompanies Someone or Something of more interest or importance. It isn’t bad its just a less desirable accompaniment or persona non grata. Personification of “Meh”.
“A person with none of the Sprinkles that make life interesting”
“A person with none of the Sprinkles that make life interesting”
Sullivan’s lacky is such a Bagel Bottom. He’s like a Human Echo.
“Yea”
Dude has None of the Special Ingredients people look forward to.
“Yea”
Dude has None of the Special Ingredients people look forward to.
by PannyRipper August 2, 2024
Get the Bagel Bottommug. by Double Sided Bagel Bitch April 1, 2020
Get the double sided bagel bitchmug.