how big is your bass?
by wldntyouliketooknoww June 13, 2011
Get the Bass mug.Bass= Back+Ass, One continuous part of the body. When you a see a girl out and she has a flat ass that is parallel to her back, so it is one continuous surface then curves in to adjoin the leg. It is the flattest of the flat asses. It is a travesty in nature because of it lacking visual appeal. This happens on all sorts of women, it is similar to the bad teeth effect and it can happen to the best and the worst women.
Yes that girl is attractive but she has a Bass. You know from her neck down to where her butt stops at her leg sort of looks like the letter J.
by ColintheNomad October 4, 2011
Get the Bass mug.A proclaimation made at any expanse in which bass could be. I.E. - lake, river, pond, bay, bag of Swedish Fish, mug..ect
by Hulk Rincey November 25, 2009
Get the Bass in There! mug.when a large person wears a short skirt without panties and bends over, her bass (bottom ass). as opposed to regular crack which comes out of the top of the clothing, bass rears its ugly head underneath the clothing
by chalkjockey December 11, 2009
Get the bass mug.An Insult used against another. Could be used towars an odourous vagina, or a bitchy fish if the situation calls for it.
Pronounced "Cun-Tee BAss"
Pronounced "Cun-Tee BAss"
Jeff: Should I Become A Doctor, Or A Teacher?
Megan: Doesn't really matter, You'll be a Cunty Bass Either way.
"They ran out of hotdogs at Ikea today"
"No Way. what did you do?"
"I Called the Woman A Cunty Bass and got some Schnitzle Instead"
Megan: Doesn't really matter, You'll be a Cunty Bass Either way.
"They ran out of hotdogs at Ikea today"
"No Way. what did you do?"
"I Called the Woman A Cunty Bass and got some Schnitzle Instead"
by M Dizzzzzzzle November 10, 2008
Get the Cunty Bass mug.An Insult used against another. Could be used towars anyone possessing an odourous vagina, or a bitchy fish if the situation calls for it.
Pronounced "Cun-Tee bAss"
Pronounced "Cun-Tee bAss"
Jeff: Should I Become A Doctor, Or A Teacher?
Megan: Doesn't really matter, You'll be a Cunty Bass Either way.
"They ran out of hotdogs at Ikea today"
"No Way. what did you do?"
"I Called the Woman A Cunty Bass and got some Schnitzle Instead"
Megan: Doesn't really matter, You'll be a Cunty Bass Either way.
"They ran out of hotdogs at Ikea today"
"No Way. what did you do?"
"I Called the Woman A Cunty Bass and got some Schnitzle Instead"
by M Dizzzzzzzle November 19, 2006
Get the Cunty Bass mug.Carpet Bass is mythical fish often blamed for lost or missing items. Espeically for items that are dropped and then immediately can't be found. Carpet bass are know to be especially prevelent in dryers and the floors of cars.
by ThreeHills June 4, 2007
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