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Atheist

The belief in atheism means that someone who believes so strongly in their own wisdom and knowledge that they refuse to aknowledge the existence of God. These people will say that God can't logically exhist. Example: Out of everything there is to know ever, the average person knows MAYBE 1% of all of it. In the other 99%, dont you think that there could be proof that God exists. Of course if you're a strong atheist, then this doesnt matter, because you refuse to believe in God. The one who created the very hairs on your head. Atheism just doesnt make logical sense.
Atheist: Hmm, where did all of this world come from? I think that a mass trillions of years ago was all collected in one place, which finally came apart due to some kind of explosion, by chance...

God: wouldnt it just make more sense to know that I created it all? That everything you know and more was simply imagined by me? Just a thought...
by THe OmAr January 31, 2008
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Token atheist friend

Most non-atheist people have at least two of these. They like to go to parties and lame it out by talking about religion and politics the whole time. They're the kind of people who make you feel uncomfortable by bringing up their 'radical' beliefs every opportunity that they get and reply to your facebook posts with studiously atheist comments. These kind of people thrive on collage campuses where they come off as much smarted than they actually are with cheap, uneducated remarks about the existence of god.
"I don't believe in child leashes"

"You know what I don't believe in? God."

"You're such a Token atheist friend... go away. nobody likes you except your religious studies professor."
by Henry241 November 28, 2009
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Atheism is a doctrine that states that nothing exists but natural phenomena (matter), that thought is a property or function of matter, and that death irreversibly and totally terminates individual organic units. This definition means that there are no forces, phenomena, or entities which exist outside of or apart from physical nature, or which transcend nature, or are “super” natural, nor can there be. Humankind is on its own.

The following definition of Atheism was given to the Supreme Court of the United States in the case of Murray v. Curlett, 374 U.S. 203, 83 S. Ct. 1560, 10 L.Ed.2d (MD, 1963), to remove reverential Bible reading and oral unison recitation of the Lord's Prayer in the public schools.

“Your petitioners are Atheists and they define their beliefs as follows. An Atheist loves his fellow man instead of god. An Atheist believes that heaven is something for which we should work now – here on earth for all men together to enjoy.

An Atheist believes that he can get no help through prayer but that he must find in himself the inner conviction, and strength to meet life, to grapple with it, to subdue it and enjoy it.

An Atheist believes that only in a knowledge of himself and a knowledge of his fellow man can he find the understanding that will help to a life of fulfillment.

He seeks to know himself and his fellow man rather than to know a god. An Atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church. An Atheist believes that a deed must be done instead of a prayer said. An Atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death. He wants disease conquered, poverty vanquished, war eliminated. He wants man to understand and love man.

He wants an ethical way of life. He believes that we cannot rely on a god or channel action into prayer nor hope for an end of troubles in a hereafter.

He believes that we are our brother's keepers; and are keepers of our own lives; that we are responsible persons and the job is here and the time is now
evangelical git:America is a Christian nation.
atheist:no,mate, the constitution clearly calls for separation of church and state;and grants rights to"Christians,Jews,Mohammedans,Hindus and Infidels of every kind.
"Freedom of religion" also constitutes "freedom from religion."
by zarquon909090 October 31, 2007
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Atheist Eye Candy

One of Yahoo! Answers premiere trolletes, this girl of the ever changing adorable avatar specializes in delightfully daffy non sequitur type questions in the Religion & Spirituality (R&S) section where she is a legend.
Q: Has anybody seen Atheist Eye Candy's new avatar?
A: Yeah... it's totally adorable innit?
by Schmecky December 28, 2010
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Atheist

a person with no faith in any diety who do not need to disprove god because there is no proof in the first place
<christian> well prove that there is no god
<athiest> prove that there is no forty foot tall rabbit sitting on your shoulder
by tara September 6, 2003
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Atheist

1. The dictionary definition which does not really fit on the internet, is: A lack of belief in a particular God, or Gods.

2. The real definition, which applies to the internet: The member of a religion of mostly anti-christians.

This is a religion characterized by word games and made up of mostly former childhood Christians from the western world.

Fun fact: It is the only religion in the world that uses semantics to pretend it is not a religion by quoting the above dictionary definition as if it actually reflects their religious beliefs and activities.

Uses code words:

'religion' usually means Christianity, sometimes means Islam, but almost never means any other religion.

Reason with a capital 'R' showing they worship some form of reason that is not a dictionary definition but a religious one.

'xtian' instead of 'Christian'.

They say 'YOUR God' when speaking to you, especially if you're Christian. They really mean 'I reject God'.

Some more honestly say, 'Judeo-Christian God' but are very careful not to actually bash Jews directly since they know it is still taboo in society, so they generally stick to Christians.

Some favourite activities include:

1. Dislike bombing Christian Videos
2. Like bombing their own videos
3. Comment flooding religious videos, especially Christian or anything mentioning atheism

Internet atheism may be the official religion of YouTube, but this has yet to be statistically confirmed. Though visual evidence is quite overwhelming.
'I'm an atheist, I don't believe in YOUR God'
'I am an atheist, atheism by definition is not a religion'

'Atheist's believe in Reason, and Science.' (Note the characteristic capital letters.)
by ayono October 19, 2012
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Athena

Typically a woman. A person with 2 left feet that falls over right. Has a wonky eye when when she laughs. Takes forever to do anything, but always does everything. Her boobs are %50 of her body. She has the sex drive of a teenage boy. She displays flamboyant hand gestures while cooking.
That girl just pulled an Athena!
by Goofballs November 20, 2011
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