A term describing someone, regardless of whether or not they are of the Jewish faith, that constantly hassles another person into giving them money, usually for useless purposes. They in turn will resist your attempts to borrow money yourself or fail to pay back and indebted money.
Jack: Ah shit, that motherfucker Dave borrowed my last 5 bucks. Now I have to use my god damn debit card to buy a lousy pack of gum.
Matt: Yeah I know what you mean; Dave is such a Jew Bandit.
Matt: Yeah I know what you mean; Dave is such a Jew Bandit.
by weimtime88 October 06, 2010
A space jew is an oppressed intergalactic race, enslaved by the tyranny from beyond our galaxy. They are typically used to scope out any type of currency with their advanced jew-smell. If they are not used for locating money, they can be found being tortured for fun or at the local bagel shop, only if they have yet to be discovered by the space authorities. However, there is currently an organization, the Space Jew Liberators (or the SJL for short), who is attempting to secretly free any imprisoned or wayward space jews and relocate them to a safe place.
Space Cop #1: Have you seen any space jews lately?
Space Cop #2: No, but you wouldn't believe the number of space muslims I've spotted trying to detonate themselves today.
Space Cop #2: No, but you wouldn't believe the number of space muslims I've spotted trying to detonate themselves today.
by The Greener Weiner Cleaner February 22, 2018
A Jew Burgler is someone who goes into a hospital and steals foreskins after then have been circumcised
by Richardpup February 21, 2008
Golda Mier was born in Russia, grew up in America, and became the first and only female Prime Minister of Israel; moreover, she was a Jew fuck.
by Daniel O'leary January 10, 2008
by cockypunch September 08, 2009
Those pseudoconservative politicians in Amerikwa are just a bunch of Jew tools pandering to the socialists.
by extreme troll May 03, 2007
A Jew for Jesus is a person who was born and raised Jewish, but later on in life decided that Jesus was/is the Messiah.
by Alahna May 25, 2006