April 30th

National be with your girlfriend day! At this day your girlfriend and you can chill, watch a movie or celebrate something. Just remember to make your favorite food
Sorry bro, it’s April 30th, I’m going to my girlfriend and have a great day
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April 30

National Kickass day
Kick someone's ass and tell them to pass it on.
*kicks ass*
"Dude, what the fuck?"
"Bro, it's April 30th, go and kick someone else's ass"
by rivstur April 25, 2020
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April 22

April 22 is national give girls mcdonalds day
by lucy foo foo April 21, 2021
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April 11

You kiss your best friend on April 11. This very day
by Paris35322 April 09, 2022
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April 16

Don’t send nudes today as you’ll be cursed to look like a dog for the rest of your life
Girl 1: i kinda wanna send nudes to him today
Girl 2: dumb whore don’t you know it’s April 16th right?
by geminitwofaced April 16, 2020
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April 20

Hey, its 4:20, time to hoot!!!
by shelly April 18, 2005
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April 24

National be a hoe day! Be the biggest hoe you can today #noregrets
Girl! I fucked 16 niggas on April 24. No regrets!
by NahSon16171819 April 24, 2018
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