A top and a bottom; truly versatile, because of the fucking dickhead AND asshole that "it" is. Incapable of loving and seeks self-fulfilment through narcissistic tendencies and violence.
by Ibrashit Scataf January 30, 2019
Get the andremug. greatest person of all time, best kisser best hugger, handsome, wants to do right by everyone and never lets anyone down. he is strong smart and is up to try anything.
by therealgabeitch November 24, 2021
Get the Andremug. Manchester United's non-goalkeeper / goalletter. Signed by the notorious idiot Erik ten Haram for 50M quid after kicking club legend David de Gea out of the club, it has since become apparent that Onana had been cosplaying as a footballer all this time. His hands are made of poppadom and he is often called Dracula because he too is allergic to crosses. He is the type of goalkeeper that strikes confidence into the hearts of the opposition.
"AAAAAAAAAAAA FOR FUCK'S SAKE ONANA YOU FUCKING TWAT" - Mark Goldbridge after watching Andre Onana make his 69th blunder of the season
by Untar la Manteca August 10, 2025
Get the Andre Onanamug. The sweetest person you will ever meet with a heart of gold. You are lucky if you have one in your life.
by honestbimbo February 21, 2024
Get the Andre Russomug. Andres is one of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet! He's kind, funny, hot af, and has wonderful manners. He has an old soul and will always rush to your side to help. He holds open doors and pulls out chairs for any girls he meets. He has a regal charm about him that just makes you smile. He's very handsome and flirty. He will protect you no matter what, and will stick up for what he believes in. He cares very deeply for his friends and family, and any girl would be lucky to have an Andres.
by Anonymous. July 23, 2019
Get the Andresmug. The best friend you can have. He’s funny,charming and a little crazy in a situation. He has well-defined moral values. He is serious and reliable. He will help you at any time. If you meet him, he will make your life much better
Who was close to me when i needed someone? Andre, only him knows me that well to realize what i need
by anonymous November 24, 2021
Get the Andremug. Person 1: Hello, my name is Andre
Person 2: Hello Andre, I bet you have a big dick and hella money and bitches
Person 2: Hello Andre, I bet you have a big dick and hella money and bitches
by SaggyBoobies69420 February 28, 2023
Get the Andremug.