American poo

The opposite of a Russian poo. If you want to take your sweet, sweet time on the toilet, maybe grab your favorite Spider Man comic book, a Funkadelic CD playing, and a nice bottle of Jack Daniels to take in with you while you enjoy the warm, cozy sensation of feces leaving your body.

Russian poos are good for saving time.
American poos are good for the soul.

by california689 August 4, 2011

American Starving

This is most often confused with actual starvation. It's the time when one thinks one is about to die of hunger, when actually, Americans have no idea what starving is because they are, on average, fed three meals a day.

(1) I'm so starving! I could eat a whole elephant!

(2) Oh really? You are so starving? Because you just ate about an hour ago.

(1) Fine! I'm American Starving.

by jlightning1 May 20, 2011

american morgz

a youtuber who has horrible youtube videos, and is just like morgz
buts he's american

there are american morgz in youtube

by flatferb055 March 10, 2021

American Diarrhea

The verbal diarrhea flying out of a stereotypical American's mouth, typically based on their ill-advised or just plainly ridiculous beliefs.

Adapted from: Cyanide & Happiness, Comic 5640

Jack: It's our God-given right to shoot those lazy motherf*****s who refuse to work during a FAKE NEWS pandemic who just want to collect benefits all year long and
You, interrupting: Jack, it looks like you have a case of American Diarrhea.

by pisefgbjbsldglkh September 1, 2020

Australian American

Really just African American but they believe whatever they want.

Dylan: Ryan aren't you black? Ryan: no I'm Australian American.

by Renegadebanana July 6, 2019

American EXXXtasy

An infamous C-band porn channel that was taken down by an obscenity suit due to a kid going behind his parents' back and taping footage off the channel and showing it to his friends.

American EXXXtasy used to cost $490 in 1985 bucks to sign up for a three-year subscription, or $1,146 adjusted for inflation.

'American EXXXtasy. We EXXXcite You.'

by Meganerd1800 February 28, 2019

Blafrican American

A black African American

He was a legit Blafrican American

by A*Train November 24, 2019