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Acting like jonothon

A certain type of homosexuality where the victim often confuses there friends with there significant other. They may plead ignorance and deny ever being attracted to you, but deep down they are gay. (Or just acting like a bitch) often times the beta of a male friend will be influenced by girls to act more feminine and impose there feminism on the male friend group. Often associated with female tendencies and obsessive dick riding

Ex:
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human: “shut the fuck up you are acting like jonothan.”
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human- “shut the fuck up dude you’re acting like jonothon!”
by Sigggmaaamaleee January 20, 2022
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the act of having to live

make it stop please jk never gunna give you up never gunna let you down never gunna run around and dessert you never gunna make you cry never gunna say goodbye never gunna tell a lie
person1: the act of having to live

person2: dont click on that
person1: why
person2: its a rick roll

the act of having to live it sucks
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Don't act

When someone is saying something that is either not true or not completely accurate.
Kylie: You know I got this WAP
Jason: Bitch don't act we know that shit dry as hell u got that DAP
by Dontact November 14, 2020
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Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act

A legislation dat prevents seed or live-plant vendors from denying your customer-dissatisfaction claim merely because you used your own mulch instead of theirs.
Before da Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act has been passed, it was prohibitively expensive for many folks to do small-scale gardening, since they'd been obliged to purchase both their seedlings and mulch from da same vendor.
by QuacksO November 16, 2020
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Acting like an adult

Being anything but rose
I'm over 30, and I don't work at a grocery store. I'm acting like an adult.
by Sportysnake November 19, 2020
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Acting like an adult

Being anything but rose
I'm 30, and I don't work in a grocery store. I'm acting like an adult.
by Sportysnake November 19, 2020
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Acting like andy

Andy - to be a little smug shit and acts like little pussy.
Why are you acting like Andy?
by anonymous December 17, 2020
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