the perfect guy:
-nice
-hilarious
-sweet
-good financially
-dresses well
-chiseled features
-caring
-has a mustang (;
-can rap
-deep voice (sounds like Andy Biersack)
-nice
-hilarious
-sweet
-good financially
-dresses well
-chiseled features
-caring
-has a mustang (;
-can rap
-deep voice (sounds like Andy Biersack)
by Masakre January 2, 2012
Get the Dave Dunnmug. by XxLilyGibson October 12, 2020
Get the DISCO DAVEmug. Its where u take a whore to dave and busters into the bathroom shove a 10 piece nugget up her cooter and but fuck the shit out of her and then put sweet chick fila sauce in her pussy and gobble it up like a hungry rat at chucky cheese
Jake took samantha the whore into the dave and busters bathroom and did the Dave and Thrusters combo
by Nico the Rat December 25, 2021
Get the Dave And Thrustersmug. Finishing on a girls head in an action similar to that of a baptism; Blessing her scalp with your seed.
Guy: Hey girl wanna do somethin' freaky? I'm really down to give you a Pastor Dave.
Girl: OMG! Of course I want a Pastor Dave!
Guy: Haha, OK just turn around and let me sprinkle my holy seed on your head.
Girl: OMG! Of course I want a Pastor Dave!
Guy: Haha, OK just turn around and let me sprinkle my holy seed on your head.
by Joe and Zack November 8, 2018
Get the Pastor Davemug. by otg3 February 12, 2021
Get the Dumpster Davemug. a rather fast black man who is actually quite young. REALLY BLOODY STUBBORN AND ANNOYING. Hates it when people touch his hair and claims it hurts... what a pussy. doesnt like losing at chess and is really competitive when it comes to other people being faster than him. He also has two metal pins in his leg which he never lets anyone forget.
by thompo March 19, 2013
Get the dave edbiemug. The most boring, stereotypical white guy name on the planet. Dave Peters is probably the type of guy that enjoys eating plain white bread and has a boring tie collection.
Robin: Why does that guy look so excited to buy three identical pairs of khakis?
Silas: Oh, he’s probably a Dave Peters.
Silas: Oh, he’s probably a Dave Peters.
by Sonic The Hedgehog Kin May 13, 2018
Get the Dave Petersmug.