Mushroom Cloud

When the head of his tiny dick is much larger than the base 🤧

I went to go suck it and he had a mushroom cloud, I couldn’t stop laughing

by SKINNYb August 13, 2019

Clouded

Another word to describe somone who is tired, trippy, or is acting extremely silly.

"You are seriously clouded today".
"You look seriously clouded today. Are you
okay?".

by YCATS (jblockcomputers) July 03, 2021

Candy Cloud

When a girl puts on a whip-cream bikini and you have to lick off every inch. If you lick it all off and make a happy plate, you get extra desert. Common among prostitutes in southern Mississippi.

Tom payed $250 for a Candy Cloud special from Alycee who works the back bay. He got extra desert and diabetes that night.

by TomsExtremePP December 17, 2013

jinx cloud

Someone with perennial bad luck. If something can go from bad to worse and it just does, and you leave bad karma in your wake, you are a jinx cloud.

Matty has fibromyalgia and his laptop holder fell on him, all bruised up, that dude is a total jinx cloud. He also has bad parking karma, no app can help him.

by Chewmonster April 25, 2012

Writing clouds

Another term for vaping with a vape.

Dog, he be writing clouds.

by Altajayy May 21, 2021

hippie clouds

Once every eighthundred leap years, majestic beings of hentai and furry. They rain sprinkles, and daisy and polar bears, clovers, nothing ever found in the urban ma-dicitionary, also rainbow pandacorns...... Your high

Dude i was so in the hippie clouds

by Bob Stevey daniel Richardson March 09, 2016

mind clouding

the feeling of delirium; inability to think hard on something without being *blocked* by your brain.

Yo I fapped for 4 hours yesterday night so I'm clouded asf (implicit)
m8 I want to get mind clouded so bad today, you got any decent porn? (past tense of mind clouding)

by Vinhbui1 March 19, 2018