Heat Stinking Missle

is when you take an object and thrust it into the "ecess" space in the triangular like shape formed when a person is in a sitting position on a chair and the two cheeks of the butt are visible. You must aim between the cheeks and thrust the object there.
Chris sits down in a chair, Stephen walks behind and quickly thrusts the object into the triangle zone causing an uproar in Chris's Anus.
by Windexter April 14, 2003
mugGet the Heat Stinking Misslemug.
A heating pad with one extra high setting, so that it is mildly uncomfortable.

See: Crazy Vision
"This heating pad's not too bad... 5 minutes later... I'm gonna turn it off now, it kinda hurts... ooOoOoooo"
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
mugGet the Mildly Uncomfortable Heating Padmug.

one eyed heat probe

I just had to use my trusty one eyed heat probe.
by David Faircloth July 1, 2005
mugGet the one eyed heat probemug.
Heat Sinking Moisture Missile is a more commonly used term to refer to a man's penis, when the penis is on track to soon penetrate a woman's vagina.
I guided my heat sinking moisture missile between her legs.
by Sylvan Said May 21, 2009
mugGet the Heat Sinking Moisture Missilemug.
to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.
ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.
by mitch November 3, 2004
mugGet the drain the heat seeking moisture missilemug.
To generate the general quality of being awesome. Derived from the process for baking cakes in your mouth.
by Jiggy Jag March 18, 2009
mugGet the put the heat in your mouthmug.

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