The Greg Congrats

When you have the slightest doubt that your fantasy football team may lose the week, you immediately wish your opponent "congrats" publically in efforts to deal with the emotional rollercoaster losing to anything puts you through.

* The Greg Congrats on Sunday @ 1:01PM the opposing team scores and now is 51% in favor of winning the week*
Congrats on your victory this week. Glad I can hand out free W's to everyone.

by 1quickz October 29, 2018

Gregging

To intentionally expose oneself to a member of the opposite sex.

Fred was accused of gregging himself in the mixed changing rooms of the municipal pool.

by vinaldo July 14, 2025

Greg

Snake

Greg's a snake

by leah headass May 9, 2018

greg

i guess you looked it up...

Greg is the cult of Denny Gorbzalez.
join now to get your soul sucked away by a mischievous little nutcracker dude

ME: omg im truly greg
IDIOT: whats are you talking about?
ME: im a part of the fastest growing army on the internet!
IDIOT: *slowy backs away*

by laurenkathryne October 31, 2020

Greg

Greg is a little simple soul. He enjoys playing, biking, referencing things he's never read, responding to emails from his classmates, -- I'm polish baby --. You imagine when you're talking to him, that in a past life he probably enjoyed the company of naked mole rats, but now he's settled for the human species neither from which he's apart, nor to which he's a part.

Hi, ich bin Student, und heiße Greg, und will dich bumsen! translation: Hi I'm a student, named Greg, who wants to fuck you!

by buttfucker3.141592653589 June 27, 2020

Greg Louganis

When toilet paper is laid across the top of the toilet water stopping the water from splashing back up and onto your butt after you poop.

I am going to head to the bathroom and drop a Greg Louganis.

by BillyBoozeBag88 May 25, 2018

Undercover Greg

Someone that sweeps you off your feet but only to use you and suck you dry like a black widow then move on to the next victim. Will keep you around until you serve no purpose. Usually about 4 months

Girl if you want to keep your fridge and bank account full stay away from that man he’s an undercover Greg

by Greggie85 July 22, 2021