new york minute

A very short unit of time. Analogous to about a day in one of those flat, boring, rural states in the middle of the country.

"Dude, you better move fast, that shit is gonna get snapped up in a New York minute."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

New York Minute

the amount of time it takes between a tourist arriving in new york city and the moment he is brutally beaten and mugged.

larry was excited to see the statue of liberty, but in a new york minute his dumb wisconsin ass was in the ER.

by Clay Bertrand December 11, 2003

New York Minute

1. A NEW YORK MINUTE has exactly the same length like every other minute in the World. What gives the expression its meaning is the AMOUNT OF ACTIVITY you can squeeze into a standard minute. Simple: when you are in New York, more things seem to happen in a minute than elsewhere.

2. it is NOT a time mode of Max Payne 2, but the tagline of the games atmosphere. duh!

...everything ripped apart in a New York minute... (tagline of the game Max Payne 2)

by klugscheisser June 30, 2005

New York Jackhammer

When a girl lies down faceing up on a couch with her head hanging off of the side giving a blowjob. As she plays with the tip you jam your cock in so hard she chokes on your dick and you are balls deep in her mouth.

Jim: yo did you break up with sarah yet.

Tom: yeah but i left her a little something before i did

Jim: what did you do.

Tom: I gave her a New York Jackhammer

by FTBL54 December 8, 2009

New York City

An overpriced, overrated, skyscraper filled, industrial wasteland in the Hudson River Valley in the state of New York.

How can anyone live among all this overcrowding and filth in New York City? Life is much better in the South.

by RebRebel October 20, 2008

New York Yankees

a team made up of homosexual members. each has his own vital role. a-rod is there so jeter has an a-rod to suck, while bernie williams plays his trumpet in a homo band and bangs torre who is steinbrenner's bitch. this team has almost completely ruined baseball until they lost to the red sox in 2004 after being up 3-0. they are a disgrace to everything that is good in baseball.

Bernie: Hey Jeter, do you wanna come finish off torre for me, i gotta gig to play.

Jeter: No problem, id be glad to give him a hand.

by P.I.M.P March 10, 2005

New York Minute

Seven Seconds

You have a New York Minute, Just so you know that's seven seconds.

by everettj October 15, 2009