wobbly wizard 

1.) (Adj.) When used as an adjective, this phrase holds an extremely positive connotation, and is usually used to dictate the condition of a situation or event.

2.) (Noun) When used as a noun this phrase can have either a negative or positive connotation depending on the context.

1.) (Adj.) John: YO! I just hooked up with this hot chic!

Jason: damn, yo, that's the mad wobbly wizards!

2.) (Noun) example 1: Hey nice hipster shades you fuckin' wobbly wizard

example 2: John: I just aced my exam

Jason: Ahhhh you wobbly wizard, you

-or-

John: YO, what's up you wobbly wizard you chillin tonight?

wobbly wizard by wibbles112233 October 7, 2010

creeping wizard 

When a guy shoots his load all over a girl's (or guy's) chin, and the cum commences to slowly drool down via gravity, and as the white spunk dangles from one's chin, it resembles the well defined facial hair of a wizard.

"Dude what happened with that girl you met from the internet?"

"Oh bro, I blew my wad on her chin, gave her a righteous creeping wizard!"

creeping wizard by thedeu October 25, 2012

Splooge Wizard 

A wizard that specializes in sploogery spells and potions.

Gandalf the Gray transformed into a splooge wizard when became Gandalf the white.

Splooge Wizard by Kyle Metcalf from H-Town November 22, 2013

foreskin wizard

A foreskin wizard is a masterful being who is all powerful. They are this way because they have unlocked the secret use of the foreskin because It doesn't seem to have one. But that secret is for them to know and for you to find out. Once you become one of these wizards you will be able to crush buildings using nothing but that skin on the tip of your penis. Kodak Black is one of these people because he has become one with the skin he just doesn't show his powers.

Sam: man I wonder why that nigha kodaks bars are so fire.
Skylar: because that nigha is a foreskin wizard and he is all powerful

foreskin wizard by Skizza_the_Nizza March 12, 2017

Uber Wizard 

A way in saying something is truly amazing. Something that is beyond God.

John: Yo Mike, that sky walker og that we smoked last night was Uber wizard
Mike: facts...

Uber Wizard by Coopers nuts on my chin September 26, 2018

South Texas Wizard Battle 

A competition in which two males face each other, pants down, while being either self or partner stimulated. First person to cast their spell on the opponent wins.

"Sorry, my eyesight hasn't been right since I lost a South Texas Wizard Battle."

South Texas Wizard Battle by spellsnshit September 30, 2011

Magical Flying Sky Wizard

God

The other night I was at Walt Disney World and thought I saw the Magical Flying Sky Wizard zip across the sky but, as it turns out, it was only Tinkerbell.

Magical Flying Sky Wizard by Bama McKluskey October 30, 2014