Classical Biscuit

1) A ridiculously good goal.

2) Anything in off the bar.

3) That volley by Tony Yeboah.

"He's a fat bastard but that was a classical biscuit"

by Toby Conglomorate June 14, 2008

Milk the biscuit

Group stand around a biscuit and wank over it, last one to cum has to eat it.

Lets go play milk the biscuit

by tnggeer June 27, 2018

Troll Biscuit

An ugly, usually short, moral less slut who has no boundaries when it comes to getting guys to sleep with her regardless of their marital status.
A Troll Biscuit also tends to be delusional by thinking the performance of sex acts constitutes a man is then her boyfriend.

Can you believe that Troll Biscuit gave Bob a blow job and now thinks they are dating?
That Troll Biscuit was relentlessly texting my husband provocative messages trying to get him to sleep with her.

by Colorful Word Artist November 18, 2014

Son of a biscuit

Politely say son of a bitch

You son of a biscuit

by Flamboyant M&M December 23, 2020

Biscuit dunker

A rude person who openly dunks their confectionary into someone else's hot drink - the worst are those who have bitten the biscuit 1st

Laura just dunked her half water biscuit in to my tea - who would do such a thing.

That McMillan is the biggest biscuit dunker I know

by Darwin pops August 24, 2016

Fish Biscuit

A poosty, stanky pussy.

I tried to eat her fish biscuit but the horrible stench made me gag!

by Big Pollo June 17, 2023

Bong biscuit

When you drop a Duce in your homies bong

Todd, if I don’t get my grateful dead grinder back by tomorrow then I’m gonna drop a bong biscuit in your illadelph

by Dr. Professor poopie January 14, 2020