Whataburger wet wipe

Beauty Queen

You are a whataburger wet wipe Toni

by Bougee69 February 20, 2024

When I’m eating jajati, I make kafifi, and I wipe my Betesh with a natkin

Pretty much 4 homies eat jajati food and then the food is spicy so they have to go the bathroom to make kafifi, and then they have to wipe their butt (Betesh) with toilet paper but they only have a natkin

When I’m eating jajati, I make kafifi, and I wipe my Betesh with a natkin

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 16, 2025

Ass-wipe

Like a lick-ass, but x10. An ass-wipe doesn’t just lick their ass but they lick it, wipe it and clean it too. Mostly goody-two-shoes but could be anyone

“Luke is the BIGGEST ass-wipe to Mr Smith, he problay has a secret shrine to him.”

by coconut scones❤️ February 19, 2019

Wipes my ass

When someone helps you out/ something good happens.

Josh really wipes my ass when he sends me the answers to the ENED homework.

by The Appliance Guy March 23, 2021

Wipes

To single-handedly beat out the competition, usually in a definitive fashion. Somewhat interchangeable with "clears" and "solos."

The Dark Knight absolutely wipes The Batman.

by guesswho¿? September 26, 2022

Ghost Wipe

The ability to force your manure out in such precious force squeezing your cheeks as your projectile moves so quick not leaving no trace of evidence

I took a ghost wipe since mom was in a rush

by PreciousToileter April 4, 2022

one wipe delight

The euphoric feeling you experience where you go to wipe after taking a shit and you realise after one wipe that there’s nothing to clean down there

“How was your shit this morning?”
“Fantastic! It was a one wipe delight”

by My mama Jefe November 4, 2020