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Whistle up a stump.

Go away. You’re no help to me. Piss off.
by Johnnysc7 November 1, 2021
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Whistle-Job

Giving someone with a tiny penis oral sex causing the givers lips to make a whistling structure.
Yeah he was so small I was just giving him a whistle-job.
by Jman the definition December 21, 2023
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dick whistle

when a man goes to ejaculate, but shoots a blank, accompanied by a strange whistle that comes from the pee hole of his penis.
a dick whistle is the weirdest thing i have ever heard, i didnt think they were real until i let out a dick whistle after banging for the 6th time in one day!!
by binjamin binnington III esq. February 27, 2022
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backwards donkey-whistle

when the dude has a long dick so much that you can suck it from behind his ass
she made me do the backwards donkey-whistle last night
im so sorry man :(
i need a divorce
by pheonixntr..... December 27, 2023
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Whistle Snatch

When a woman's vagina is so loose that it makes a whistling sound when any strong wind is blown through her legs. (As is the case when running. )
Oh man! You can hear that whistle snatched coming from a mile away.
by AlottleBit July 5, 2021
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whistling carrots

Boss: "Hey, have you seen Dave?"
Worker: " Yeah, he has some dodgy Mexican for lunch and now he is in the bathroom whistling carrots"
by Corinthio October 14, 2023
mugGet the whistling carrotsmug.

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