light weight girthy

when a man is semi hard;

i'm feeling light weight girthy tonight

by hello gato October 9, 2008

Grib Weights

young, large and perky female breasts

Sally's looking might fine today....she has an excellent set of grib weights.

by aabke August 11, 2009

chair weight

A guy named from Toronto who got canned for making LD calls out east and Toronto, and found every avenue to not do his job

"This guy knows how to do nothing effectively" what a chair weight!!

by bannercracker November 22, 2010

fleggy wegs

the male equivalent to fleggy jells after a woman has sucked his cock to explosion . . . . . shortent variation of fucking wobbly legs

oh my god you have given me the fleggy wegs

by marve76 January 14, 2011

Jeffrey Weiss

Someone who is tottally awesome, has bad grammer, and smokes a shitload of drugs, also has a huge dick, amazing hair, (says sources at 7-11), and gets terrible grades.

Look at that Jeffrey Weiss over there bein a B3AST.

by R0B0 B3AST June 28, 2011

Mayoral Weigh-in

An official event held by the mayor's office of a city to measure the weight of the mayor in the presence of the press gallery while sometimes metaphorically 'weighing-in' on current city issues. The practice originated in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

"At this week's mayoral weigh-in, the mayor lost one pound, and answered questions about the budget."

by Tonian November 7, 2012

Weekend Weight

Those few extra pounds you gain when you're sitting around on weekends being a lazy little shit.

Dan:Hey dude, did you gain some weight?
Dave:Naw man, that's just Weekend Weight. It doesn't count.

by schmeeva May 28, 2013