Mahogany Vanilla

the color of indecision

I dunno, the chair isn’t blue or grey. It’s basically a mahogany vanilla

by Peter Two Tones June 25, 2025

not vanilla club

A sex toy subscription company

Hey did you get your Not Vanilla Club order this month?

by bmg-definitions August 20, 2019

Vanilla reader

A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)

I'm A Vanilla reader, don't even show me that shit, I might puke.

by Bitch Stop January 6, 2023

Pure vanilla

The couple Jess and James

A relationship where people people could be described as unseasoned chicken- pure vanilla

by sgghfnggjvvb September 5, 2021

Vanilla Dome

The third location in Super Mario World, but also a term that can refer to a place filled with only white people.

Randy: Wow, there are no blacks here in Burger King.
Dick: Yeah. This is a Vanilla Dome.
Randy: I get that reference.

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

Vanilla envelopes

Actors who can play white people roles. Derived from the mispronunciation of *manila* envelopes.

me: did you hear Asa is running in '24?
dad: so we're talking pence, desantis, asa, ... man, SNL may run out of vanilla envelopes this weekend!

by RollingFuckBale April 2, 2023

Giant Vanilla

When a guy has a giant penis but is so boring in bed that’s it’s not even worth it

I was so excited to fuck Nick because his dick was so big but then I found out he was just a Giant Vanilla. It was so boring, I almost fell asleep.

by VA31 November 21, 2020