Neon Vanilla

Ultra-Whitebread. The types of person that makes Mormons say ''he's such a prude''. So lacking in culture and pigmentation that they're basically translucent. Bland. Boring. Basic AF, but thinks they're 'adventurous'.

Man, she said her fuck-game was strong, but that neon vanilla bitch just rocked on the dick like she was scooting up in a chair.

by ₦ᏋᏒ࿋ July 13, 2017

Vanilla Ice

White rapper whose real name is Robert Van Winkle, but it should be 'Rip Off Van Winkle' because his only hit was 'Ice Ice Baby' which totally RIPPED OFF the bassline and a piano riff direct from the 1981 hit 'Under Pressure' by Queen and David Bowie. His rip-off song went to #1 in the United States during the autumn of 1990 but practically anybody who knew Bowie or Queen knew this was outright musical plagiarism of the highest degree. Queen and Bowie sued his ass in the biggest musical royalty copywrite dispute in UK history. Vanilla Ice got stung big time. His cred suffered even more when he claimed to have come from the Miami hip-hop scene and it was revealed that he grew up in a suburb of Dallas. His next single was 'Play that Funky Music' (a cover) which went nowhere. He tried to salvage his reputation by a cameo appearance in the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2' with a band, doing the 'Ninja Rap' but that didn't stop the snowballing backlash. He soon released a 'live' home video and album in the spring of 1991. That fall he 'starred' in a new movie that tanked, critics said it was shit. It was available on home video just in time for Christmas 2 months later. Since then he largely fell out of the public eye and his Famous Fifteen Minutes ended so fast.

Vanilla Ice was lauded in 1990 as a 'modern James Dean'. Today his fame is a footnote , he's a shooting star, a fraud. The hip-hop community largely disowns him. He basically is a Pat Boone of rap, IOW a milquetoast poser for the suburban whites who think they have a clue about street culture and hip-hop BUT THEY DON'T. Vanilla Ice is a joke.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2020

Vanilla Rush

Similar to Jungle Fever or Curry Fever, but being addicted to white people. You become obsessed with them and want to bang them hard. This most commonly applies to non-white women who have a strong attraction to white men.

Guy 1: Did you see the tits on that white girl?

Guy 2: Yeah dude her tits are huge!!!
Guy 1: I think I got the Vanilla Rush.

by WildKatt4698 September 19, 2023

meukow vanilla

A annoying person can never stay in his lane away in peoples relationship but can never get any bitches. They are virgins that will never get any pussy on there dick might as well cut it off and try with guys.

friend: yo I got this on girl shes so nice and fine
meukow vanilla: bro she ugly ass has no ass and looks gay
friend: we aint cool no more
me: idgaf I got her insta and ima fuck her later
friend: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by glizzygobbler69696969696969 April 30, 2022

Vanilla

Contrary to popular belief Vanilla is not boring or plain this is only said by DEGENERATEs who dislike morals because they have lost they're humanity

Some dumbass: vanilla is boring and plain
Saints: at least vanilla fans don't wanna have sex with children or be a Degenerate

by Thesauruz5 November 26, 2020

Vanilla face

A white Chinese man who thinks he’s black

What’s poppin vanilla face

by The vanhilla February 18, 2021

Vanilla

When one behaves or speaks in a very monotone manner and are far too boring to keep your life interesting. They are just plain out boring, sorry to break it ya.

You might be a chocolate person but you're acting like a vanilla person .

by Mrs smarty pants April 4, 2023