Vanilla poptart

When a guy comes in a girls vagina and then squeezes the vagina together then eats the girl

That was a tasty "Vanilla Poptart"

by Mr. Candy man milakis February 28, 2011

vanilla tree

A girl who likes to compete when jumping in pools, a made up name

Person 1: so who’s the winner?
Person 2: it’s vanilla tree!

by Bucket of beans November 20, 2021

Vanilla Ice Record

When a white guy takes a blank CD and ejaculates (Nut, Cum, Bust, Relieve yourself) on it and put it in the freezer till frozen.

"You want to listen to Vanilla Ice Record? Here, hand me that blank CD." -Zachary Huggins

by DemonZann October 23, 2013

Vanilla

Plan boring sex with no kinks

Brent: Yo dude i had sex with a vanilla and boy was it boring.

Tom: Dude I ask before I start ya don’t like kinks and I’m outta there.

by Someone who is bored 123 January 19, 2022

Vanilla cone

that $1 ice-cream cone you can get from McDonalds or DQ

yo man can you pick me up a vanilla cone

by gooseyp March 17, 2017

Giant Vanilla

When a guy has a giant penis but is so boring in bed that’s it’s not even worth it

I was so excited to fuck Nick because his dick was so big but then I found out he was just a Giant Vanilla. It was so boring, I almost fell asleep.

by VA31 November 21, 2020

Vanilla Sprite

A rarer form of Sprite. You can only really get it at those fancy custom drink dispensers at movie theaters and such.

"I just got some Vanilla Sprite"
"Dude, what the shit?"

by eb4 July 9, 2022