Vanilla Flavoured

The state of being boring, mediocre and something tasteless white people would enjoy.

Hayley and John embarked on their vanilla flavoured contiki tour, distracted from Europe’s real beauty by watered down margaritas and on-boat shopping.

by Neilske September 27, 2021

Mahogany Vanilla

the color of indecision

I dunno, the chair isn’t blue or grey. It’s basically a mahogany vanilla

by Peter Two Tones June 25, 2025

vanilla

safe word, typically used when one is feeling unsafe

satirically used among friends towards ugly people or ones with unusual traits

omg that fat guy is so vanilla!

Stephen Hawking clone got me sayin, "vanilla, vanilla!"
Fuuu better run that mf is so vanilla.

by vanilla lord June 9, 2023

The 9th Annual Vanilla Level Design Contest

something

The 9th Annual Vanilla Level Design Contest was great!

by HaMufin December 29, 2021

French Vanilla

A handjob in the bathroom of a OnRoute along the 401, usually costing about $3.00.

Stopped at the OnRoute near Belleville for a coffee and a french vanilla from my buddy Adam.

by 401Trucker March 11, 2019

Vanilla Face

A racist term typically used against people of European or Caucasian ancestry but could apply to any light skin person such as Middle Easterners or Mestizos. Derived from the spice Vanilla which appears to White or yellow in most forms.

Out of my way vanilla face!

by Beelz3bub July 7, 2021

Vanilla envelopes

Actors who can play white people roles. Derived from the mispronunciation of *manila* envelopes.

me: did you hear Asa is running in '24?
dad: so we're talking pence, desantis, asa, ... man, SNL may run out of vanilla envelopes this weekend!

by RollingFuckBale April 2, 2023