Since Tristan is just the sexiest guy in the world, he deserves his own sexuality. A tristan-sexual is anyone who is overly obsessed with the thought of Tristan's enormous cock pulsing and filling their insides with his hot steamy load, causing their insides to burst.
by Bleepisboy442 December 23, 2025
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by Nathan Alzubi November 7, 2019
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Ahahahahahahahahahahaha oh! You stupid bitch that hilarious!
Hym "Ahahahahahaha! You beautiful bastard! Ouch my side actually hurts from laughing so hard! I just saw the Tristan song and I would give you a full pardon for that shit! Ha!"
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
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by Steeevee April 9, 2025
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The nationally accepted holiday in which you hug a Tristan because Tristans are better than non-Tristans.
The nationally accepted holiday in which you hug a Tristan because Tristans are better than non-Tristans.
by Highly Reliable Source January 21, 2023
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