tokiohotelphobia

Tokiohotelphobia is a fear of not seeing Tokio hotel for too long.

"I'm having Tokiohotelphobia right now."

by .._t0kioh0tel January 2, 2024

Tokyo lampshade

A Tokyo Lampshade is where a naked woman straddles a man's shoulders as he is face down on the bed or floor. She grasps his face in a way that all upward force, which is vigorously applied, causes the corners of his eyes to stretch outward as she crams his head into her vagina.

Hey Mike, I heard you got pink eye?

Yeah, there was a hooker at my brother's bachelor party and she gave me a Tokyo lampshade.

by Mlkcrtnmdl January 19, 2024

Tokyo Milk

use manga comics to wrap up your dong like an egg roll. then turn on an episode of dragon ball z and enough strobe lights to cause an epileptic seizure. after you've gyrated yourself to completion, use a chop stock to poke a hole in your bukake egg roll and insert a straw for your partner to enjoy like a tawaiin capri sun.

she said she was lactose intolerant

but that didn't apply to Tokyo Milk

by Solomon Sings January 19, 2024

Tokyo Milk

use manga comics to wrap your dong like an egg roll. turn on an episode of dragon Ball z and enough strobe lights to cause an epileptic seizure. after you've gyrated yourself to completion, use a chop stick to poke a hole in your bukake roll. insert straw and let your partner enjoy the sweet nectar of this salty capri sun.

she said they were lactose intolerant

but that didn't apply to Tokyo Milk

by Solomon Sings January 19, 2024

tokowa

a birch tree with odd blue leaves
somehow alive during the spring
but inactive during other seasons

Look at that, a tokowa
Picnicking there could be nice for a while

by NevWasTaken January 19, 2024

tokliest of tokes

The smallest of hits from a joint or a cig. Derived from “to toke”, a tokliest of tokes is what you ask for when you want to take the littlest of drags. But it sometimes ends up being more. Start small

Hey man can I take the tokliest of tokes from that little spliffy?

by kombuchalord January 20, 2024

tolojanahary

Malagasy-Indonesian name meaning “Gift of God”.

Tolojanahary

by cc1309 January 29, 2024