I just french toasted her
by DogShitMan May 08, 2018
When you go ahead and take your turn to buy a round for your buddy, and you return only to find him passed out on the bar stool. Said scenario creates snowball effect, forcing you to toast to nobody and handle your drink like an adult.
Guy 1: your drink done bro?
Guy 2: byuaaaa, count me in on that big guy!
Guy 1: cool beans I'll right back, don't you go to sleep you on incoherent jerk!
Guy 2: myuhhhh huh!
(returning to the table with drinks several short minutes later)
Guy 1: you have to be fist fu@&ing me!!! Wake up guy 2!!!
Guy 2: ...........
Guy 1: no worries I'll just ghost toast myself bro! NAILED IT!!!
Guy 2: byuaaaa, count me in on that big guy!
Guy 1: cool beans I'll right back, don't you go to sleep you on incoherent jerk!
Guy 2: myuhhhh huh!
(returning to the table with drinks several short minutes later)
Guy 1: you have to be fist fu@&ing me!!! Wake up guy 2!!!
Guy 2: ...........
Guy 1: no worries I'll just ghost toast myself bro! NAILED IT!!!
by The 2nd funniest guy in panama October 26, 2011
you're having a stroke.
by inksquiddo September 01, 2021
by Johnnymeat February 02, 2017
i saw my toast and jam the other day
by Trav2 January 02, 2008
by bbones October 25, 2009
It's a cleaner way to express your frustration. Cause the toast doesn't actually stink. My youth group at church came up with it. Cause someone said it once and it kind of stuck. Now all of us use it.
by Cassandra J. May 19, 2008