[square] dancing

when a boring, unsociable character cuts lose on the dance floor in a dorky manner, usually after a hefty consumption of alcohol

person 1: check out elliot from accounting!
person 2: man, he really shouldn't dance in public
person 1: cut him a break. he's only square dancing

by daft dork August 3, 2008

Square bear

A bear/hairy gay male with a square/flat booty

Yo man he such a square bear

by @Donald.faurschou November 6, 2017

Moscow Square

An awesome band from Warrington (with a rather sexy lead singer named Dave)

Jealous Musician 1 -
"Oh wow, did you watch Moscow Square last night?"

Jealous Musician 2 -
"Yeah man, they were awesome!"

by LoveNotRiots August 31, 2009

Douche Square

A not so common phrase used in place of douche bag.

"wow your a fucking douche square lothar, stop spawn killing"

by Levitevitavarion February 26, 2009

time squared

When you let your heavy balls drop (smack!) on someone's hand, head, face like the ball dropping on New Year's Eve.balls

I was taking a nap and my boyfriend time squared me in order to wake me up.

by voshnitz March 6, 2011

square hour

A phrase for specific times throughout a day

For example: jonathan choose a square time because it has to one hour direct.
Jonathan: Okay 2:00
NB:there are only 24 square hours

Which are

1:00
2:00

3:00
Etc...

by maria😊 December 7, 2019

G-squared

A slang/term for a person who is big brained, absolutely ripped, and an absolute chad.

Often the main target for small indian boys.

Broo, I wish I could be like g-squared

by The Jin-Jin Bird November 27, 2019