Noun. A spiked tire is the outcome of what happens when a 3 person date goes south and creates a third wheel. When the two others get increasingly close, the third wheel will become extremely jealous, and bring physical harm to the part of the couple who is the same gender.
After the date, Albert beat up Roger because Roger was spending too much time with Jessica. He was becoming more of a Spiked Tire every day.
by a random person who u dont kno September 16, 2014

by wedontgiveafooooooooock July 9, 2018

after she gave me a stretched tire, i licked her balloon knot. never shat so easy in my life the day after
by RdRocket September 14, 2018

What you think about those people who look 10 years older than they are.
Not to be confused with those people who look 10 or more years younger than they are (without surgerical enhancements).
corrosion of negativity and being sedentary in life, manifesting from the inside out.
Describing people who are afraid of living and are therefore dying faster than is normal. You can often overhear these people say that they are going to get Cancer.
Can also refer to those that wear too much makeup, drink too much, or do anything that keeps that "old" look to them.
Definitely describing people who eat poorly, desperate to "think" young, or are stuck in the same circle of filth that they have lived in for years.
Not to be confused with those people who look 10 or more years younger than they are (without surgerical enhancements).
corrosion of negativity and being sedentary in life, manifesting from the inside out.
Describing people who are afraid of living and are therefore dying faster than is normal. You can often overhear these people say that they are going to get Cancer.
Can also refer to those that wear too much makeup, drink too much, or do anything that keeps that "old" look to them.
Definitely describing people who eat poorly, desperate to "think" young, or are stuck in the same circle of filth that they have lived in for years.
Guy at a bar: here's my ID
Bartender: oh, I don't need that. You're at least 40.
Guy: no, I just turned 30.
Bartender: damn u look tired
Bartender: oh, I don't need that. You're at least 40.
Guy: no, I just turned 30.
Bartender: damn u look tired
by Alive&kickin October 21, 2013

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