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War of 18019

-The war often mistaken for the war of 1819.

-The war of 18019 pitted the scissor-kicking koala bears of doom against the vastly inferior hairy-chested women of Bangladesh.
"Did you hear about the war of 18019?"
"No bitch, that won't happen for another 16000 years!"
by Johan Von Pederschmidt October 1, 2012
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stamp war

War tactic that takes place at work, office usually, when a colleague comes up to another and stamps him/her with office stamp, such as DRAFT, VOID, COPY, etc., on a random body part (wrist, leg, face?) and casually walks away
stamp war: -COPY- you got stamped!
by office stamping December 26, 2011
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Beast Wars

The BEST Transformers series ever. Hooks you in within minutes and causes you to binge it for days. Not only a has beautiful story, but legendary characters such as: Waspinator, Dinobot, Rhinox, Tigatron, Blackarachnia, and Silverbolt. Seriously, go out and watch this series before you die.
Person 1: What are you watching?

Person 2: Beast Wars.

Person 1: What's that?

Person 2: A great series about robots that transform into animals.

Person 1: You mean like the Transformers?

Person 2: Yes, but even better.
by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023
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Milk War

Can be used in three separate contexts.
1. Explicit: A bi-annual event where a group of guys get together in a line and see who can ejaculate the farthest; the winner is crowned the Milk Man, and gains one (1) free Milk Pass, which is valid for 6 months.
2. Social: Where a group of three (3) friends get together at a table, sitting in a triangle formation - a carton of milk is placed between all three, and the three must contend to see who can possess the carton, and consume the beverage. Whoever has the carton by the time it is fully emptied is declared the victor. They may then declare that they are the only one amongst the friend group whose bones are strong and 'all calcified'.
3. Political: A trade conflict between Russia and Belarus in June 2009, stemming from Russia allegedly attempting to pay Belarus US$500 million to recognize the independence of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, as well as privatize the Belarusian milk industry. When Belarus sought negotiations with the European Union on certifying Belarusian milk according to EU regulations, Russia banned the import of dairy products from Belarus, citing alleged health concerns. The trade conflict ended on June 17, 2009, when Russia announced that it would lift the ban.
Damn bro, that Milk War last night was wild. I really think John maxed out there.
by Mech70 December 23, 2022
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Bang War

1: A couple who repeatedly cheats just to spite each other is in a bang war.

2: When someone goes about having sex with one specific persons partners, and the other person retaliates in the same way, they are in a bang war.
1: Shannon slept with two dudes after Dave cheated on her so he had sex with Jane and then she slept with his brother- that bang war lasted two years!
2: Zoe and Amanda have been in a bang war since high school when Zoe slept with Amanda’s boyfriend.
by Dancingbeaver1123 December 10, 2018
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Fools war

When you're playing an RPG and a fight lasts for over 5 minutes because the enemy keeps healing or calling for help.
"This dumb enemy has a regenerative ability...this is gonna be a fools war"
by TaraLovesTomatoes November 5, 2018
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War Horse

Someone who is brave, tough, has great senses (eyesight, hearing, smell, touch, and taste), and has quick reflexes all combined into one well built, athletic body. Warhorses can also be stronger than the average person, and they can also be very sexy. Warhorses are usually lone wolves, they don't talk to people much, but when they do, they can give you a load of useful information.
Man, that guy is such a war horse! He got hit by a car and he's still walking!

Look at that amazing girl! her reflexes are so fast that she can dodge almost anything! She must be a war horse!
by TheWarHorse100 March 7, 2019
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