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stamp war

War tactic that takes place at work, office usually, when a colleague comes up to another and stamps him/her with office stamp, such as DRAFT, VOID, COPY, etc., on a random body part (wrist, leg, face?) and casually walks away
stamp war: -COPY- you got stamped!
by office stamping December 26, 2011
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War ghoul

People and groups who build up national security threats so they can profit off conflict, either financially or politically.
The war in Ukraine has those war ghouls in Raytheon foaming at the mouth.
by XwedodahParty April 29, 2022
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jandal wars

A fun yet painful game which can test ones jandal ability, two people with one jandal each put there left hand behind there back and each have a turn to slap the person in the cheek as hard as they can, and this continues until someone gives up and the other person is declared the jandal king until he is beaten.
"Did you watch chris and mick play jandal wars?."
"Yea i did mate, it was bloody brutal!."
"At least chris is the jandal king now!."
by Bez23 January 2, 2009
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Cold War

When your food in the microwave sounds like world war 2 but comes out cold.

(not to be confused with the conflict between the USA and Russia during the years 1947-1991)
When I pulled my spaghetti out of the microwave to prevent an explosion I found out that it was just a Cold War
by Ljones23 April 19, 2017
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Volume War

Any instance where two or more people fight to hear something such as a t.v. or another person.
i.e.

"Josh, turn down the t.v., I can't hear American Idol!"

*turns t.v. up*

*Josh turns t.v. up as well*

"Uh-oh, you just started a volume war."
by IcedAngel337 July 28, 2009
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Bang War

1: A couple who repeatedly cheats just to spite each other is in a bang war.

2: When someone goes about having sex with one specific persons partners, and the other person retaliates in the same way, they are in a bang war.
1: Shannon slept with two dudes after Dave cheated on her so he had sex with Jane and then she slept with his brother- that bang war lasted two years!
2: Zoe and Amanda have been in a bang war since high school when Zoe slept with Amanda’s boyfriend.
by Dancingbeaver1123 December 10, 2018
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Fools war

When you're playing an RPG and a fight lasts for over 5 minutes because the enemy keeps healing or calling for help.
"This dumb enemy has a regenerative ability...this is gonna be a fools war"
by TaraLovesTomatoes November 5, 2018
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