Gorilla Roulette

As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.

I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

Gorilla Roulette

As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.

I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.She called the ebg for assistance

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

Lithuanian roulette

Like Russian roulette but with five bullets in the revolver instead of 1

the name 'lithuanian roulette' is a reference to how lithuania has one of the highest suicide rates in the world

by tacklezzz January 25, 2025

African Roulette

Filling a jar or vile with semen from 5 people of the same race as you, and then having one black man nut into the jar. Mix the jar or vile well, and then insert the entire jar into your vaginal cavity. After 9 months, you get the picture.

Man: "Lets play African roulette!"
Girl: "No"

by LeGoatSemenJames January 31, 2025

russel roulette

When attempting to free handle a Russel viper, the fastest striking snake in all of India, ends badly with a bite full of hemotoxic venom straight into your blood stream And a death sentence.

What was that guy thinking? picking that particular viper up is like playing Russel Roulette.

by Ambassador for humanity February 9, 2025

click roulette

Anything random you decide to click on.
Usually referring to the random low-view count videos you will occasionally get recommended on YouTube.

Could be of varying quality, hence the "roulette".

Sometimes will introduce you to hidden gems, which is how largely unknown music gets boosted by the algorithm (see: Mariya Takeuchi - Plastic Love, Casiopea - Mint Jams, Condor44 - db, etc.)

"found this insane japanese reggae song via click roulette"
"Today's click roulette, do I dare check it out?"

by ShuttyD March 26, 2025

Daddy Roulette

When a man has intercourse with multiple women putting his time being a single man with no kids at most risk.

"You been staying off dating apps lately or are ya still playing daddy roulette?"

by nokidsnodebt June 22, 2024