guitar pedals

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"Man, I Don't Have Enough Guitar Pedals"

by radiohead2912 January 10, 2018

guitar quiero

1. A person who is extremely addicted to the game, Guitar Hero, and cannot stop playing even after they have gold-starred every song on expert.

2. The title of an Episode of "South Park".

Dun! that dude's been playing guitar hero for 3 days straight, he must be a guitar quiero.

by Gucci Bawlz July 2, 2009

Norwegian Guitar String

When a man is tied down to a bed an someone ties guitar strings around their knob and holds it until they ejaculate.

“Whats your favourite bedroom move?”
“I’d have to say the Norwegian guitar string.”

by poopoopeepee March 1, 2024

Guitar Hero Mix-up

When you get two songs mixed up because they were both playable in a Guitar Hero game.

Person 1: Did you know the theme song from Top Gear is based on a Rush song?
Person 2: Don't you mean Jessica by The Allman Brothers Band?
Person 1: Your right, that was a Guitar Hero mix-up.

by ThulsaDoom July 13, 2010

juicy guitar

A guitar tuned in a way that intentionally sounds out of tune.

Nothing's better than Boo Bob's Barnyard Blitz, hearing Wohunk on bass, Beewick on drums, and good ol' Boo Bob on down home juicy guitar.

by Seshie November 13, 2019

Cloud Guitar

A Classic Guitar instantly recognisable to many as the instrument wielded by one of the greatest musicians/songwriters in the universe, Prince. This guitar was first introduced in the 1980s hit film Purple Rain which helped Prince reach his level of fame. This guitar took on many different colours throughout his tours, one example being the Sign Of The Times Tour where the guitar was a Peach colour, he’s also rocked the cloud in other colours such as blue, PURPLE, yellow, red, etc...

This instrument was kitted with a SC and a HB pickup, these were EMG branded, giving him that electronic (Computer Blue 😉) sound.

Paired with a few boss pedals and a Mesa boogie amp star amp, you’ll be sounding like the purple one himself.

Prince: Fetch me my cloud guitar, I’m feeling CRAZY...
PUNCH A HIGHER FLOOR!!!

by The Purple Scribe September 30, 2020

String my guitar

When a man asks another man/women to clamp his penis & stretch it as far a possible before stroking it like a quitar string.

Damn, I wish he'd string my guitar & play it like a lead bass!!

by Gotyourass! May 30, 2024