Urban Dictionary

A black hole that will suck you in for hours on end, until it is way to late to do whatever you came to a computer to do; a great tool in the art of procrastination.

Boy: Have you finished your essay yet?
Girl: Uh no, I've been on Urban Dictionary for the past 5 hours

by Emchob January 13, 2012

Urban Dictionary

A website with potential but turns out to be useless because if you ever search for a slang term which is also a name, all you get is a load of dumb kids talking about themselves or their shallow relationships.

So just so you guys know...

Jake - Not the most awesome guy ever, or a synonym for a massive penis as this site might lead you to believe, but it's a slang term for a Cop.

Dan - Acronym for Dumb Ass Nigga, not the most awesome guy ever or a synonym for a big penis.

Guy 1: What does Britanny mean?
Guy 2: Why don't you check urban dictionary>
Guy 1: Nah, it's just dumb kids with big heads talking about themselves, there's no way I'd find the real definition on there.
Guy 2: Oh, yeah I forgot about that. It's prison slang for coward.

by EneMalicious November 4, 2011

Urban Dictionary

The website you go on when you're bored in your math teacher's pointless class.

Hey let's go search up "urban dictionary" on the urban dictionary

by i hit kids with gucci slides November 15, 2018

Urban dictionary

Wanna learn about numerous normal things that are secretly sexual? No? Well Urban dictionary isn't for you.

Urban dictionary, definging the bedroom... One step at a time.

by Wellimdead December 2, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A conundrum of idiotic, gay, and I mean VERY GAY things.

Hey, have you heard of the Urban Dictionary? ur mom gay noob.

by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018

Urban Dictionary

Dude, you are so dumb. You are LITERALLY on it right now and you're looking up the definition for Urban Dictionary. How retarded are you?

Person 1: Bro, this dude just went to Urban Dictionary only just to look up what Urban Dictionary means.
Person 2: Jesus Christ what a dumbass. That's like going to Walgreens and going on Google to look up the definition of Walgreens.

by latrelljennings July 7, 2017

urban dictionary

A place you go when you want a funny or bullshit answer/definition of/for something.
Typically used by 10 year olds that want to feel cool.

"Dude, Google what my name means."
"Urban dictionary says you're a giant dick but you have a tiny one. lol"
*facepalm*
"yup, sounds like Urban Dictionary"

by Jazzzzzehhhhhh July 23, 2017