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Not my barrel of toads

To refer to a situation or event where one does not wish to be a part. This is equivalent to the popular phrase "Not my circus, not my monkeys".
"Hey man if I don't pass this test my parents are gonna kill me, can you help me study?"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"
by ToadNose January 17, 2024
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Barrel buddies

This is a form of Barrel buddy , but not to be mistaken as more than one person. Also to allow multiple envisions for the word to be correctly found I made this.

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Josh: are you guys dating or not ?

Michael: Barrel buddies

Josh: OH MY GOD , okay, so she's still free?
by Urban development August 14, 2018
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american double barrel piledriver

When a man shoves two or more shotguns up a womans pussy.
Steve! I gave my girlfriend the american double barrel piledriver last night!
by sussyamogusballsjkurgay February 1, 2022
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Barrel

Someone who has skinny limbs but a large, sloppy midrif that jumbles around when they walk. AKA keg on legs, it is a wonder as to how their skinny legs can keep that huge midrif up and about.
That guy is a massive barrel!
by Leggsy Aspect August 5, 2018
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Cracker Barrel

A term to describe some of the stupid shit white people do, like over-using mayonnaise , being exactly on time for a party, or wearing boat shoes.
Did you see Becky dipping her french fries in mayonnaise? That is so cracker barrel!

Or
Chad was the first one to arrive at the party and was able to help finish setting up. He looked so Cracker Barrel in his boat shoes with no socks, kakis, and teal polo shirt.
by Candy Ass Smartie January 16, 2023
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Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack

The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.
Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.
by meatbaggie November 9, 2019
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Cracker Barrel

A white person’s cock that is fatter than long
That man over there’s got a huge Cracker Barrel
by OverlordObama June 14, 2021
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