by thisnameisnottaken December 13, 2012
Get the h-bar mug.An elite "members only"group of corrupt alcoholic lawyers who frequent the local bars and are so criminally-minded that they should all be "behind bars".
If an attorney tries to be too honest, he likely gets BARRED from the BAR Association --- how convoluted is THAT???
by QuacksO February 11, 2019
Get the BAR Association mug.A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a jeep. Formerly known as a pussy bar. History: A lonely dirty old man had a very old Jeep and his caregiver was a named Lacey- think white trash but with teeth. She would never do anything but the old man continued to pay her to keep him company. One day his grown ass children caught on that this skank wasn’t really a caretaker but a dirty no good ho and cut her loose. The dirty old man named the grab in his Jeep a Lacey bar in her memory. He even used one of those old ass label makers to commemorate the name by the grab bar.
You should have seen Todd the hay wads face when I got air over the hill. He white knuckled the shit out of the Lacey Bar.
by BigRDaddy October 25, 2020
Get the Lacey Bar mug.When a temper-tantrum is thrown at any sort of religious gathering/activity/ceremony. Common misconception is that a bar fitzvah can only happen at a Jewish activity, but in fact happens more at Christian church gatherings by children that don't want to be there
My cousin Schnall threw a bar fitzvah that included not only telling off his grandfather but throwing a chair over 13 pews.
by Unicycle pro October 19, 2014
Get the bar fitzvah mug.To save your money and rarely buy anything nice so you can go out to the bars/clubs and buy drinks for everyone and drink as much as you like running up an impressive tab and not worrying about the cost.
You wouldn't believe that Steve doesn't own much in his apartment with how many rounds of drinks he's been buying. Steve must be Bar Rich.
by Deroc06 September 5, 2012
Get the Bar Rich mug.from the song born american: they put a rifle in my hand and told me shoot the yellow man, a yeat bar
by i like hunt bitches April 30, 2023
Get the yeat bar mug.Bar barker is a person who goes to a bar and has to make more noise than anyone else. This is when you wished you brought your dogs bark collar.
by Brk92 August 6, 2017
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