two-faceb

When somebody has a completely different personality on social networking sites, like Facebook.

I was talking to Sally last night on Facebook, man, she is so two-faceb.

Harry is so much different when talking to him face-to-face. He's two-faceb if I ever saw one.

by Lexedy93 November 29, 2010

two faced

when sum1 tells u der u friend and den goes round tellin ppl shit bout u but says its not tru. also wen u do sumtin w/ a friends b/f

mann dat bitch is so 2faced cuz she gon sit der n be my friend and then go say shyt bout me 2 her other guhs.

by YA GUH 4 SHO March 22, 2005

Two piece

The name given to an action in a game inwhich a melee is followed by a shotgun shot. The melee stuns a player and centers the oponent on the screen making the following shot a kill.

this action is often reffered to as "cheap" or "lacking in skill"

Originates from the video game series Gears of War.

wow I can't beleive that scrub just two pieced me

by Damon Baird January 24, 2011

Ten to two

A person of lower standards that is pulled at the end of the night (Ten minutes before closing time of 2am) when desperation sets in.

"That guy Kirsty pulled was a bit ten to two"

by iio2010 February 5, 2010

two Fingering

1.When you have both fingers in each nose hole and drive at the same time.

2. When you make a gun motion with your hands and then proceed to stick it up someones ass hole.

I seen a lady two fingering her nose while driving past my job

by Elizabeth07 June 14, 2011

Two handers

A mammary gland so large it takes two hands to manoeuvre. Usually found in pairs.....

Did you see the size of the bangers on that chick, two handers for sure!

by knock September 15, 2009

Two track

Butt Hole. The road less traveled.

She was suprised when I stabbed my cock in her two track.

by ratsmaytastelikemotherfuckingpumkinpie December 9, 2007