Screaming Ballast

A phrase to describe a wife or girlfriend who doesn't like being driven around at high speed, berates your driving or generally gets scared in the passenger seat.

"Went for a blast around the country lanes, would have been more fun without the Screaming Ballast nagging me too slow down...."

by Puffinchops6618 January 8, 2021

Screaming weiner

When giving a bj , put hot sauce on the shaft and suck it off and spit it into the pee hole straight to the urethra

Man Nikki gave me a screaming weiner last night

by PicklePuncher March 28, 2025

Screaming Piss

A pee that comes out of you so fast it sounds like you are frying bacon and/or burns so bad that it makes you scream.

“Be right back man, I gotta take a screaming piss!”

by Noodle_man November 21, 2019

munson dick scream

When you force a ghost pepper down your pee slit. The shock to your penis makes it scream like a little bitch

Ken went downstairs and we heard this weird noise coming from down there. We fear he was doing the Munson Dick Scream

by The fun bunch May 8, 2018

Screaming over Mac n' Cheese

when you discover your wife/girlfriend/partner having sex with another man. it refers to yelling at them and being ignored aside from the squelching sound of them fucking that sounds like Mac n' Cheese

you: when I saw them, I felt like I was screaming over Mac n' Cheese
Bro: that's rough man

by Makka6670 October 29, 2025

Screaming at the Lizard

It relation to the Blumpkin where you are getting a blow job while shitting. However, in the case of Screaming at the Lizard you suddenly feel the urge to piss, voluntary or not, in the mouth of the girl/guy that is blowing you.

Dave: Dude, last night I was getting blumpkin from Judy.
Joe: How'd it go?
Dave: Bad, it turned into a Screaming at the Lizard

by Gussgussv October 23, 2011

Screaming Eagle

Make a bird mouth with your hand slide it into her vagina. Open abruptly mimicking the mouth of a sock puppet. She will scream like an eagle. The screaming eagle

Hey last night I gave Marie the Screaming Eagle I stuffed my hand in and opened it real wide and she screamed Like an Eagle the cacawww!

by Waddleswithwood December 2, 2017