nice guys finish last

Can be a double entendre as it can refer to other meanings as well as the fact that a nice guy will let a woman have an orgasm(s) first thus "finishing" last. This is different from a man who's only concerned with getting themselves off and when they finish first, the women then often doesnt get to finish at all.

"So how was it last night with Joe?"
"Not good he got himself off and was done before i had an orgasm"
"What a jerk, guess he doesnt know, nice guys finish last"

by Ryan is my name October 17, 2007

What is Obamas last name?

Obamas last name is...
My power is down...
Someone is at the Door...
OMG its ...

Guy1: What is Obamas last name?
Guy2: IDK

by Albanian_hippo69 February 18, 2022

Last year's hanging basket

Unkempt lady's bush, sprouting spiders' legs, possibly sporting a stale, musty odour.

She doesn't look like she takes care of herself; I bet her bush is like last year's hanging basket.

by Kirkpatrick77 September 3, 2013

Last Thing Changed Logic

A logical fallacy that presents itself when someone incorrectly assumes that what caused an issue or problem with something mechanical, technical, or electronic (computers) was the result of whatever was changed last even though it is purely coincidental. This fallacy is commonly recognized by anyone from Auto Mechanics to IT Professionals due to the widespread decrease of brain capacity among humans in the world and corporate workforce today.

User: Yesterday you cleared my IE cache and now my emails are missing. Since that was the last thing that changed, you are automatically at fault.

IT Person: What I did has nothing to do with your emails missing; you probably deleted them or changed your view.

User: Nope, you are at fault, I'm calling your boss.

IT Person: (Thinks to him or herself) This is that flawed last thing changed logic. What a moron.

by Jack Bell November 11, 2009

last stop before lesbian

1. This commonly refers to the last boy a girl dates before she realizes she likes girls. This is often used in a kind-hearted way.
abbreviation: LSBL

Girl 1: I just ran into my ex boyfriend, Bob.

Girl 2: Oh, how was that?

Girl 1: It was awkward because I was with my girlfriend and he was my Last Stop Before Lesbian

by dontgiveuptheship May 17, 2013

nice guys finish last

A phrase that references the general lack of incentive/respect that is provided by society for virtuous behavior, instead being reserved for those demonstrating more superficial qualities.

In the material sense, this is all too often true in that the price of success is forgoing one's integrity to satisfy a culture based largely on insincerity and self interest.

Philosophically, the benefit of this lifestyle is debatable.

1. Boy did you ever bomb that interview by not laughing at the recruiter's dead baby joke. Nice guys finish last, fool!

2. Nice guys finish last...but nly if you're racing the wrong way.

by Bringing up the rear April 14, 2006

nice guys finish last

To me it refers to a man who is of course a nice guy but one who doesn't fit the mold of his society which for this phrase is usually a piss poor society which the males and females are trashy and have few values and the women go for like kind. This man will perhaps have a few friends and if any of those friends happen to be female they'll not be interested in him because he is not of their mold. But people who come from a enviroment which is piss poor will most likely tell you "It refers to a guy who doesn't hit women or treat them like shit. Which in their society treating the woman like shit is attractive. Or The ugly duckling.

Nice Guy :Will you go out with me?
Nice Guy's Female friend : Sorry not interested.
Nice Guy : ohhhhhh :(
Nice Guy's Female friend :But don't worry you'll find a girl your a really nice guy just remember nice guys finish last.

by HolyPikachu September 29, 2014