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Poop Jockey

A man the anal sex position where the dick is up the asshole in a dick-riding fashion. The dick-riding partner is on the top of the other who's belly is facing up while the dick is up the ass. The "poop" in "poop jockey" comes from the shit that is on the dick from the anal penetration.
"Damn you're riding that man like a poop jockey"
by HidalgoGuatalupe February 27, 2021
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Chicken Jockey

A fuckin epic ass phrase Steve (Jack Black) states as a baby zombie rides a chicken in A Minecraft Movie.
Garret: "You want me to fight the chicken?"
Steve: "Chicken Jockey!"
by JPster1 April 24, 2025
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Chicken Jockey

A trend where moviegoers would scream a line from "A Minecraft Movie" and trash up the Movie Theatre.
The crowd screamed "Chicken Jockey!" and began throwing trash and concessions all over the theater.
by Blast The Baja April 14, 2025
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Chicken jockey

It's when a baby zombie rides a chicken in Minecraft.

"Chicken jockey!!!" - Steve (played by Jack Black) in the Minecraft movie
"dude I my hardcore Minecraft world was ended by a fucking Chicken Jockey"
by Pulled-Pork Manwich April 5, 2025
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Sync Jockey (SJ)

A Sync Jockey is someone who claims to be a DJ but relies entirely on the sync button to match beats instead of manually beatmatching. They aren't actually mixing they’re just pressing a button and letting the software do the work.

It’s like calling yourself a pianist while using an autoplay function or a driver while sitting in a self-driving car. They appear to be DJing, but technology does the heavy lifting.

Unlike real DJs, who master turntables, CD decks, and manual beatmatching, a Sync Jockey sticks to digital setups like CDJs, laptops, or controllers, relying on automation to create the illusion of skill.

How to Spot a Sync Jockey:
🔹 Presses sync instead of beatmatching manually
🔹 Acts like they’re doing something impressive when software does the work
🔹 Fools the crowd into thinking they’re skilled

Common Misconceptions:
❌ It’s not about old vs. new DJs it’s about talent vs. talentless.
❌ Using digital formats doesn’t mean you rely on sync.

Finally:
A real DJ refines their craft. A Sync Jockey takes the easy way out, pretending to have talent they claim to use multiple players etc for creativity, when in reality, technology does all the work, keeping everything in 'sync.' That is not a skill. A truly talented DJ can do it manually.

Exceptions exist where a person has a physical or mental disability, or if the pitch/tempo slider is non-functional, sync serves as an emergency backup.

🔥 If pressing sync makes you a DJ, then microwaving food makes you a chef🔥
Oh, he’s a ‘DJ’? Nah, he’s just a Sync Jockey (SJ) aka a fraud with a level of shame bigger than his actual skill set.
by Van da man February 22, 2025
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Chicken jockey

Something Steve said in the Minecraft movie "chicken jockey"
"you want me to fight the chicken?" Ahhhhhh "chicken jockey!"
by dickfucker664 April 17, 2025
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Cock Jockey

Bro yesterday Sarah wasn't home so I hired a Cock Jockey
by JacksFilmjs August 22, 2017
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