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Golden Unicorn

Public urination with a "full erection"
Barry was really horny. He performed a Golden Unicorn in the mall fountain.
by stizzle kohizzle September 25, 2006
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Golden Valley

Suburb of Minneapolis. Has become increasingly Ghetto in the past 10 years. Starting city and name sake of Down in the Valley
Hey I hear you got pulled over in Golden Valley last night.

Ya those crooked cops threatened to take me down to the river. I said fuck that, just give me a ticket.
by Clarkie1016 June 16, 2008
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Golden Road

This is the most exciting pricing game on The Price is Right. The game debuted in 1975, and is played about once a month.

In this game, contestants have the chance to win a SPECTACULAR prize, ranging in price from $50,000 to $80,000+ nowadays, like a sports car, a luxury yacht, or a motorhome.

The game is played by guessing the correct hundreds digit in a three-digit prize, a four-digit prize, and then the five-digit prize. (If they play this game on a Million Dollar Spectacular, it's SIX digits!)

Any incorrect guess along the way ends the game, but the contestant gets to keep any prizes they correctly priced.

In the rare event that they win the Really Big Prize, they (usually) become one of the biggest winners in the history of The Price is Right.
(Example based on an actual playing of the game in November 2003)

First, the player is shown the price of a two-digit grocery item; let's say it was a package of erasers, worth 92 cents.

The first prize along the way is almost always a gimme... say, a juicer. $_49 is displayed...
is it the 9 or the 2? It's obviously the 2, because the numbers NEVER repeat themselves in the first two prize's prices. Plus, there probably aren't any consumer juicers worth over $900 out there.

Let's say prize #2 is an air hockey table. $3_95 is seen...
is it the 2, the 4, or the 9?
The 9 is ruled out, since it's a repeating digit. That leaves a 50.50 shot... and it depends on luck, most of the time. In this particular playing, the correct answer was 4.

And finally, there's the big prize at the end.... in this case, a new motorhome! The audience is hushed as the model wheels the price podium out... $79_68.
Now, the contestant must choose from four different numbers... 3, 4, 9, or 5? It's pretty much a crapshoot, as numbers can and do repeat themselves in the final prize... and that has made for some painful losses in the past.

In this case, the contestant chose the 5... and won!
by Jason L. May 13, 2005
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golden necker

The act of orally pleasuring an adult man's scrotum whilst he pees wherever is acceptable.
The only issue I have with the golden necker, is that I usually get pee in my hair.
by white05shadow February 3, 2022
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Golden Pistol

A golden pistol is when two dudes hold hands to make a gun shape with the rude fingure and index fingure pointing out, they then fingure a chick with there hands still in the shape of the gun making it a golden pistol!
oi dude theres that chick we golden pistoled last night at the party?
by Hazzi Bear November 29, 2010
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golden mist

When your kid pees in the humidifier and pee gets misted on every surface of the room
Every room in my house got golden misted.
by GoldenMister February 14, 2022
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golden slimy

When a man pees in/on the nut that he just put inside/on you. This can be done orally, anally, vaginally, or as a facial topping.
Jeff: Bro, Jessica wanted me to give her the ol' golden slimy yesterday.
Bob: Bro wtf. Did you do it?
Jeff: Is pee stored in the balls?
Bob: ...
by CrypDickZero October 29, 2021
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