creep and beep

Very slow or stopped traffic; a traffic jam.

It's total creep and beep on the 101 right now.

I took the train because I didn't feel like doing the creep and beep on I-95.

by techn1ciaN December 16, 2022

Linear Progress Creep

A situation where gradual progress in a fetid or unwanted romantic process, initially following a consistent and foreseeable path. Making gradual and often unnoticed movement leading towards sometimes unwanted bedroom attention, including but not limited to, special trouser kisses.

My husbands hand performed a linear progress creep last night when he came home drunk at 2am and I was trying to sleep in bed.

by Acellertnac November 22, 2023

Creep

The act of a girl who is unloyal and does things out spite because of her own insecurities.. can totally be satisfied in every which way and still need more.. usually the homie hopper type. These girls will have everything kids family and great foundation and ruin it for dick. Even the worst ones will say there lesbians in the process to secretly hide all the dicking they get threw the years..

You see that girl over there she creeped on her bf last week and told me to never talk about it again

by Emptiest of souls April 6, 2023

Creep

he really wishes you were here
he's a total weirdo
and he definitely does not belong here

"I'm a creep... I'm a weirdo... what the hell am I doing here?"

by samallwise August 28, 2023

Genital Creep

A proper name for a gender critical person?

TERF: He is a boy!
Normal: You seem to be a genital creep. You define people by what they have between legs, not between ears.

by Exdetransitioner2 October 2, 2023

Creep

Weird hair thinning out pedfile who's usually racist and keep a mini buttplug on his night dresser usually goes by the name "race fuetz" or some corny shit along those lines....he also touches children.

Hey that creep touches kids.

by Ytpplaregay October 2, 2023

Creep Spiral

The effect where by creepiness prevents someone from making the friends or connections required to be told how to stop being a creep. A creep 22 if you will.

Jenny: "Jack's such a creep, you'd think he'd learn by now."
Dave: "He's suck in a creep spiral."

by Klaustrix March 29, 2021