Michigan pineapple burrito

When an awkward ginger performs a rusty trombone on a Mexican while they eat a burrito, and the burrito is causing the Mexican to perform a throne of lightning on the Hawaiian, who then eats pineapple. The Mexican then performs a dirty sanchez on all of the participants. (optional)

Hungover man 1: "What happened last night?"
Hungover man 2: "Dude.. I think we had a Michigan pineapple burrito.."

by 5 sandwich May 18, 2011

Sling her burrito

Anal sex with a latino female.

Check out the ass on Alyna! I'd sling her burrito.

by phantasyscope September 29, 2011

beefy cruch burrito

The best burrito taco bell ever invented. It has flaming hot frittos in it.
Possibility of the shits but is great drunk!

hey man i want some mexican food
well lets go to taco bell and get a "beefy cruch burrito"

by chinesetaco May 9, 2012

flaming burrito butt

the sensation usually encountered after having chipotle. includes flaming burrito farts and bloody diarrhea.

My toilet smells of my flaming burrito butt

by bitchezzandhoess August 18, 2010

burrito dick

a male camel toe. the pants get stuck around/under the penis.

Madi: OMG did he just walk in with those salmon colored pants?
Charlie: Um the worst part is that burrito dick.

by CASA BLANCA March 12, 2015

new jersey burrito

A New Jersey burrito is when two or four guys smother each other in dung from any animal, place cabbage all over each part of the body, and then slowly sucking on the lettuce pieces and listening to trap and/or Screamo Thrash Tech.

"Yo breh, I'm feelin a New Jersey Burrito tonight, you in?"

"Breh, breh, fuck yeah, can't wait to suck some cabbage off of you"

by LickinGoodCabbage July 19, 2016

big momma's burrito

Another term for a female's vagina after a full night of gangbang.

The next morning I woke up with a big momma's burrito!

by doucheoreilly November 23, 2011