Dad jokes

something not everyone can have
love u

Sunlight ?
No, Sun is heavy.
this is a Dad jokes

by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023

short jokes

the favorite thing of short people.

Sean (2'11): "Damn, short people only live 10-13 years? That sucks... I'll never forget you, Andy."
Andy (5'0): ":("

short jokes amirite

by Skullzyhere March 25, 2022

Vasco joke

An awful joke

"that joke was a total Vasco joke"

by BoolinBotato January 19, 2020

joke a smoint

A humorous way of saying "smoke a joint"

Paul: Want to pull up later and joke a smoint?
Steve: hell yeah brother

by liamr06 March 18, 2022

Inside joke

A joke that is very rude and offensive and should only be said inside but is told literally anywhere than inside

Person 1: what if it turns out this Japanese Genji main made a time machine and went back in time to bomb Pearl Harbor?! 😂
Person 2:nigga we outside, you shouldn’t be saying inside jokes and shit like that out here

by BLINGxCR-the-pro-genji June 1, 2018

Habanero Joke

When something hilarious happens or said and it only becomes funny after a short delay of time.

-James laughs at something that happened 30 minutes ago-

James: You know how when you start laughing about something way after it already happened?

Bill: Like a habanero pepper, it's in the back of your throat and it's just starting to get hot now?

James: Yeah i just got a habanero joke right there.

by Spyridon June 30, 2018

joke necrophilia

engaging in the act of beating a long dead joke over and over in its grave

dude 1: deez nuts
dude 2: stop with the joke necrophilia

by areallycooldude June 27, 2021