Nine Sixes

We all know that modern women in today's world have super high standards and expectations for men. The Nine Sixes evaluates men based on their bodies, income, and sexual prowess.

1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Owns at least 6 businesses.
9. At least 6 notch count.

You'll never be able to meet the requirements of a modern-day woman, Jack. They have Nine Sixes now.

by Mister Arbiter April 30, 2024

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Hixty nine

Two people simultaneously performing a hickey to one another.

Come here baby and nuzzle in my neck, let’s hixty nine each other.

by cumsniffer lickmaballs April 1, 2019

nine inch nail

1. A member of the band Nine Inch Nails
2. An erect penis

1. Ayo man, I got to meet the best nine inch nail last night, Trent Reznor.
2. Oh shit, that's quite the nine inch nail there.

by Tako#2739 July 30, 2021

Back Nine Spliff (BNS)

Back Nine Spliff, aka “BNS” is a spliff on the back nine during a round of golf.

Yo Justin, I played like shit on the front 9. Spark up the Back Nine Spliff (BNS).

by Brooklyn Benny May 2, 2025

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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025

Nines

Nines is a term in the modded GTA5 server, Nopixel.
Nines is the max prison sentence you can get in Nopixel and is normally displayed as "999999999 minutes"
If you get the nines in Nopixel you used to be in jail forever, they changed it so that you won't be in jail forever

Max got arrested with a lot of drugs on him, he got the nines

by MansEre August 15, 2022