Last night I was having sex doggy style with Molly, and Lane put his cock between my legs and fucked her instead. I wanted his cock in my ass, but I'm glad he did a Tight-end Pass.
by bakers_botulism January 08, 2010
someone of age (18) who likes to completely ruin their life for a girl much younger than the age of 18 by having sexual intercourse and sleeping in malls. also can be used when seeing a tight-pantsed pedo taking disgustingly sexual myspace pictures with his underage victim.
"dude that guy is a tight-pantsed pedo, she totally was underage"
"hey look at the tight-pantsed pedo sleeping in the food court over there"
"hey look at the tight-pantsed pedo sleeping in the food court over there"
by gerardito March 30, 2006
When something is very close fitting. Also can mean when someone is a cheapskate.
Also can be a play on words. Dick is a man's name and he wears a hat that is too tight....but it can also refer to the male genitalia and the foreskin around the head.
Also can be a play on words. Dick is a man's name and he wears a hat that is too tight....but it can also refer to the male genitalia and the foreskin around the head.
"Man, that dress she had on was tight as dick's hat band!"
"I will never date Johnny again. He is too cheap! Tight as dick's hat band."
"I will never date Johnny again. He is too cheap! Tight as dick's hat band."
by Kani's world April 02, 2017
Guy 1 :"Dude his ass was so tight"
Guy 2 : "I know! Who would have thought that he could take both of us at once!"
Guy 1 :"We'll have to try double teaming a tight end again!"
Guy 2 : "I know! Who would have thought that he could take both of us at once!"
Guy 1 :"We'll have to try double teaming a tight end again!"
by Alex055 March 16, 2013
Guy 1, old Steve never shouts his missus to dinner, he always makes her pay.
Guy 2, yeh Steve is as tight as a fishes ass hole,dude!!!
Employee 1. Frank the boss never puts good toilet paper in the shit house for us,
Employee 2. Yeh he always puts that cheap stuff in there and it's like sandpaper, he is as tight as a fishes ass hole!!!!
Guy 2, yeh Steve is as tight as a fishes ass hole,dude!!!
Employee 1. Frank the boss never puts good toilet paper in the shit house for us,
Employee 2. Yeh he always puts that cheap stuff in there and it's like sandpaper, he is as tight as a fishes ass hole!!!!
by Paulisthebest September 18, 2013
Jeans that are really tight, but the person wears them as if they are baggy. the jeans often hae holes and complemented with a gang bandanna. Often a style done by bmx'ers
G1:Did you see that guy on the bike? his jeans are tight, but he sags them as if they are too big!
G2: He's obviously a bmx'er wearing skin-tight baggy jeans. if he isn't, imma have to bust a cap in dis mofo
G2: He's obviously a bmx'er wearing skin-tight baggy jeans. if he isn't, imma have to bust a cap in dis mofo
by PandaPilot April 23, 2010
by Zeebs February 22, 2005