When the hair on the front of the victim's head is more or less perpendicular to the ground while trying, with the rest of the hair, to achieve a believable swirlyness/swishyness in order to appear "naturally" Edwardian. Needless to say the effect is invariably embarrassing for witnesses and should be mortifying for the victim as well--however, it has been found that accompanying the "Twilight hair" are severe hallucinations (visual, auditory, command, olfactory and tactile (both rare), and general somatic sensations). These are believed to be brought on by the use of excessive (even dangerous) amounts of hair products. A case of "Twilight hair" that has not advanced past the first stage can usually be cured with a normal mirror, using a second mirror to show the victim the rest of his hair if necessary. The second stage requires vigorous washing of the hair and then forty-eight hours of isolation and close observation. The third stage is much worse. The victim by this time must be fully restrained and, after the hair has been scoured clean, he must be shaved. After four months he may be allowed to grow his hair past an eighth of an inch. Regression indicates permanent damage and the victim should be institutionalized, or, more humanely, gutshot.
The predecessor of "Twilight hair" was Cameron Diaz's temporary hairstyle in "Something About Mary".
by hippie.goth September 17, 2011
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by Pajama Sam December 22, 2022
BDSM term developed by #1 US/International Best-Selling Author, Breanna Hayse and is used to describe a Twilight BDSM lifestyle. The Twilighter is a masochist/submissive whose age-play dynamic emerges with the onset of edge-play/heavy sadomasochism. She/he tends to be aroused by contrasts of pain/pleasure interspersed with tenderness and nurturing. While she will often used addresses associated with the age-play dynamic (Papa, Daddy, etc), these are used to maintain her vulnerability and headspace. BDSM age-play does not involve minors not does it condone pedophilia or domestic violence/abuse.
"Many look to fall into a place of bliss during a session and become calm and quiet. A Twilighter will fight and protest like a child until she's exhausted, and then might sulk and get weepy. She's happiest when she feels pain and throws a tantrum."
(The Gentlemen's Club: Hadley)
(The Gentlemen's Club: Hadley)
by Breanna Hayse November 15, 2019
when you watch all of the twilight saga (9hrs 53 mins) and regret the past 10 hours of your existence, forever
UUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH IT'S COMING BACK, THE MEMORIES, THE WOLVES AND THE VAMPIRES...... IVE GOT POST TWILIGHT STRESS DISORDER, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Frau Kowalik March 25, 2018
May 1st is internationally recognized as “Watch Twilight with your significant other day” So cuddle up with your spouse boyfriend or girlfriend and turn on the twilight movie saga
Boy:Hey Babe it’s May 1st you know what that means
Girl:Heck ya I do it’s International Watch Twilight with your significant other day Time to cuddle up Boo!!
Girl:Heck ya I do it’s International Watch Twilight with your significant other day Time to cuddle up Boo!!
by hippoman38279190 April 29, 2021
by pizzaaaa May 29, 2009