tuna juice teabag

When you dip your scrotum into tuna juice, then let cats lick it off.

Dude, my friend Meghan wouldn't come over so I had to settle for a tuna juice teabag!

by Pattypan666 April 23, 2018

Mud Cake Tuna

When a statement is misheard between two or more inebriated individuals resulting in one thinking the other said something completely different.

Initially derived when one drunk individual misheard another and thought he said mud cake tuna. After finding no reference to Mud Cake Tuna on the internet, a definition was derived based on what had happened. Essentially resulting in the Mud Cake Tuna that happened creating the phrase and definition simultaneously.

Person 1: What are those monkey's doing?
Person 2: Did you say "mud cake tuna"?

by ChickenO'theSea November 9, 2012

Tuna a la glass

A delicacy made out of a can of tuna and powdered glass. Mix the glass into the tuna, and serve to cats. The cats will love it as it cuts through their teeth and gums, and will enjoy the experience of crapping it out, if they live long enough.

"Honey, those stray cats are coming around again. I think we better give them Tuna a la Glass this time."

by Rossi October 11, 2004

gooey tuna tunnel

Much like the tuna tunnel the gooey tuna tunnel refers to the female sex parts. However the gooey tuna tunnel is in fact more gooey suggesting its previous use by another male or even sea mamal wang. The extreme gooeyness explains this

I slammed her gooey tuna tunnel last night and nearly drown

by Sampson the bird September 20, 2005

tuna fish sammich

stickin a dollar in your mouth and shoving your face between a strippers tits leaving the dollar behind as a tip

no example available, just do it

by S.B. March 16, 2005

tuna melt surprise

to have a girl suck another woman's pussy juice off your dick

have unprotected sex with a woman, then go to another woman's place and have her suck you off. when your done ask her how it tasted. then tell her that its called a tuna melt surprise

by joeyab July 13, 2011

tuna box salad

the act of slobbing female genitalia; Licking the whole area, pussy and butthole. Yuck.

Ryan- "Did you see Benji today? What a Tuna Box Salad."

Tara - "Isn't that when you lick a pussy and a butt at the same time?"

Ryan - "Yeah."

Tara - "That's Awesome"

by java house bill December 2, 2009