Toddle

A baby that offers Blowjobs at low prices.

"Man that toddle gave a great dick suck, and for only 2 dollars!"

by j0ngen January 21, 2009

toddleby

A child who is quickly burgeoning from baby to toddler; Of or pertaining to a toddler/baby

My toddleby keeps pulling the keys out of my purse and throwing them onto the ground.

by Alternative Housewife August 14, 2011

Todding

Being a dick or ass for no apparent reason, while simultaneously throwing a temper tantrum.

Today my brother was todding around the house. I hate it when he is such a dick.

by Cablinski November 25, 2016

toddings

Big ass forehead bitch

You have a toddings

by Forehead Man May 9, 2018

toddological

An assertion, especially a formula, that is true in every possible interpretation. Typically spoken by those named, "Todd".

Todd's logic is toddological.

by tjspitfire September 10, 2018

Toddism

Another word for excessive homophobia

''I believe in Toddism.''
''what is Toddism, is it a religion?''
''No, it is a lifestyle.''

by Todderina December 25, 2020

Toilet Toddler

The fecal matter after a food baby belly. Basically the shit after you ate way too much.

I ate too much, it looks like I have a food baby (pointing to stomach). I am going to have a toilet toddler late and I am excited her it's delivery.

by Firebreathingrubberducky May 29, 2017