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Toddle

A baby that offers Blowjobs at low prices.
"Man that toddle gave a great dick suck, and for only 2 dollars!"
by j0ngen January 21, 2009
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toddleby

A child who is quickly burgeoning from baby to toddler; Of or pertaining to a toddler/baby
My toddleby keeps pulling the keys out of my purse and throwing them onto the ground.
by Alternative Housewife August 14, 2011
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Todding

Being a dick or ass for no apparent reason, while simultaneously throwing a temper tantrum.
Today my brother was todding around the house. I hate it when he is such a dick.
by Cablinski November 25, 2016
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toddings

You have a toddings
by Forehead Man May 9, 2018
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toddological

An assertion, especially a formula, that is true in every possible interpretation. Typically spoken by those named, "Todd".
Todd's logic is toddological.
by tjspitfire September 10, 2018
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Toddism

''I believe in Toddism.''
''what is Toddism, is it a religion?''
''No, it is a lifestyle.''
by Todderina December 25, 2020
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Toilet Toddler

The fecal matter after a food baby belly. Basically the shit after you ate way too much.
I ate too much, it looks like I have a food baby (pointing to stomach). I am going to have a toilet toddler late and I am excited her it's delivery.
by Firebreathingrubberducky May 29, 2017
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