by anonymous October 5, 2023
Get the WHERE THE F*%K IS MY VAPE? mug.Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021
Get the Where is your dog? mug.by OJ SAVAGE THE 3rd December 5, 2021
Get the Where there is a will there is a way mug.When a Nurse desperately fancies a student nurse but won't admit it incase she gets in trouble/falls in love.
by Svsbsbsb November 20, 2020
Get the Don't shit where you eat mug.A visual game that involves trying to pick out a dildo in a clustered mess of socks and underwear in a horny woman’s dresser.
Just like “Where’s Waldo,” when my slob girlfriend gets horny she has to play her version called Where’s Dildo? in order to find it while she’s still moist.
by Goosey Goose October 27, 2020
Get the Where’s Dildo? mug.It’s usually not known where you get when you chat bare but I have figured out where you get in the ancient scrolls of bare it’s stated in the scrolls that when you chat bare you get sent to a far off land called Brazil where some meditation men come and take you away and slap you with a well done salmon and make you shine there shoes so remember to not chat bare
by I_will_destroy_isreal November 2, 2020
Get the Chat bare get where? mug.Her: "Baby daddies ain't shitt; mine told me: 'if you didn't have sex with bums, you wouldn't have the problem of a baby daddy; do you think this is true.
My response: 'where it boils, it's steams.
My response: 'where it boils, it's steams.
by EmJayee January 6, 2021
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