Manberger's Syndrome

Similar to Asperger's Syndrome (which is a developmental syndrome on the Autism Spectrum categorized by social difficulties, difficulties picking up on subtle social cues, expressing empathy, and typically having a special interest area). Manberger's applies to men who exhibit many of the symptoms of Asperger's, but do not actually fall on the Asperger's Spectrum. These men are often employed in fields like engineering and computer science, and cause many women eternal frustration.

Manberger's Syndrome symptoms include (but are not limited to): inability to understand how to comfort someone emotionally rather than just offering asinine "solutions" problems, difficulties expressing emotion other than anger, frustration, and neutral, difficulties expressing empathy, difficulties behaving considerately toward others, and obliviousness to the rich social and emotional subtleties and relational connections going on around them. These men might suggest that a woman marry them just for the health insurance (because obviously getting married is about nothing more than this) or say something like "It didn't occur to me to consider how you might feel if I ate all your leftovers."

by Banana07 November 22, 2011

Sam Syndrome

A "Sam" is a basic white boy who is really hot, but he never responds to your text messages and partakes dry texting constantly. Hence the name, Sam Syndrome.

Person 1: HEY QUEEN! I HAVE A CRUSH ON THIS CUTE GUY BUT HE'S GOT SAM SYNDROME
Person 2: Ugh it's so common these days! It's like everyone has it!

by znon_productions April 3, 2023

ranpo syndrome

a condition where all you can think and talk about is ranpo

person 1: hey man can you pass me that pencil?
person 2:oh hey this pencil is green! you know what else is green? ranpos eyes!

person 1:you really have a serious case of ranpo syndrome

by toe snatcher 9000 November 5, 2023

Genshin syndrome

When a character looks easy to draw at first glance but then you try to draw it and it has alot more small details that you didn't notice before

Lots of characters have genshin syndrome

by Alt_47 July 28, 2023

Chris Syndrome

when your computer don't work

oh god you have Chris Syndrome

by xjessellison November 27, 2020

Vet Syndrome

Also known as veteran syndrome, vet syndrome is what happens to all veterans after they retire from the glorious Club Penguin Army that is the RPF. (Rebel Penguin Federation) Upon leaving the RPF and having spent a considerable amount of their worthless lives in the army, these veterans realised they've wasted countless days on a dying children's video game without having reached major Club Penguin Clout. To release all their anger and pentup emotions they roll up in the main chat of the RPF discord attempting to bend and break as many rules as possible without getting punished because they get a kick out of it or something.

Oh look its that retard Wolves, back again to break all of our rules, he must have vet syndrome.

by Yo Based January 18, 2021

Hogwarts syndrome

You want to go to Hogwarts so bad it hurts. You want to be a part of the world in the Harry Potter universe, You want to be involved in the wizarding world. We all know you probably have a massive crush on one of the characters as well, and you probably ship either drarry or wolfstar.

Beanz: I am really sad I just want to be part of the wizarding world it’s not fair :(
Heinz: I think you have Hogwarts syndrome! Don’t be sad! :(

by Heinz beanz January 20, 2021