Vegan Jam

When you turn 23 and your bones start to creak.

Shoot, I am now 23, and am experiencing vegan jam.

by sliimriicky June 1, 2022

vegan farm

a garden

After listing my vegetables as being sourced from my vegan farm, their sales at Whole foods are through the roof!

by Ooga Booga Booga June 16, 2017

vegan

person with green hair

Vegan: I dyed my hair green today
Non-vegan: So you’re vegan now?

by dzadddy December 8, 2020

Vegan

An absoloute fuckwit who dehumanises other humans for taking the more natural nutritious diet.

Vegan Gains is a veganist psychopath.

by Nonsoyboy November 10, 2019

Vegan

Wren Dunbar

Wren Dunbar ur a vegan

by Carnivore69 June 20, 2021

Vegan

A slutty smug self satisfied son of a bitch that thinks that if they are righteous not to eat anything that harms animals. Cows get their titties sucked for milk, this has been deemed unethical by these fucks but slicing and chopping plants is all right.

*fails a maths test*
Are you a fucking vegan?

by Constable Cunt September 21, 2019

Vegan Cannibal

Someone that cuts you open just to motorboat your insides

I hear that vegan cannibals are the new hot thing since its more ethical.

by Goose9461 September 5, 2022