A titty standoff is when two women fold their arms simultaneously to indicate disagreement with each other, elevating breasts to display status. Anthropologically, titty standoffs are an important social ritual permitting dominant and submissive females to assert their disagreement peacefully before the submissive female is literally forced to concede the point. Submissive females - especially new young ones - are typically respected more in the long run for engaging in a titty standoff even if they lose rather than simply submitting because long-term acceptance to a tribe requires demonstrating that you at least have a bitch-switch worth flipping and can bring your bitch-switch to the fight on behalf of the tribe if necessary.
Cheryl and Shelly met in Cheryl's office. Cheryl closed the door and they both kept standing. Cheryl wanted to 'just talk' to Shelly about the benefits change in-private. Shelly has kids so it was a real titty standoff ; they folded their arms and they both got to the point right away. But then I heard Shelly raise her voice and say " No, actually I don't agree." Later on Cheryl sent an e-mail to everybody in the department thanking them for their honest feedback.
by JoeyDaProgrammerToo December 19, 2014
The abnormally excessive occurance of hair growth below a woman's nipple, where upon seeing it you believe that you've seen Mike Napoli of the Red Sox.
by Redsox4ever May 15, 2015
by Egro The Magnificent February 04, 2003
Ma Sheila's famous comment when Ian Leslie on ?60 Minutes,told her that 'We', the Australian people in the town in Western Australia near where there was a commune of 'Orange People', did not want the Orange People there. She replied, "What can I say. Tough titties"
The previously current expression that I think she was trying to quote was, "Tough Bikkies".
Her reply largely took over from that.
The previously current expression that I think she was trying to quote was, "Tough Bikkies".
Her reply largely took over from that.
by Stewart_in_Oz March 02, 2009
The process of methodically tipping ones shoulders so that ones breasts fluctuate in respect to their 3D coordinate spaces along the z axis sometimes having small amounts of motion in the positive x direction and both y directions.
Often titty jiggles are performed with a partner and with various types of substances lathered on to the upper quadrants or nipple area (usually defined as the unit circle in the yz plane centered at (0,0,0) )
Often titty jiggles are performed with a partner and with various types of substances lathered on to the upper quadrants or nipple area (usually defined as the unit circle in the yz plane centered at (0,0,0) )
by Let G be a February 13, 2012
by Weirdo Artimando January 24, 2011
The extreme wanting of titties at a specfic point in time. Not to be confused with "di di mau." Note: the phrase must be screamed/yelled at a high volume.
Titty Mau! Titty Mau!
by LT. Gobbles January 24, 2007